“Oh you’re gonna court yard? Then why don’t you Marriott?”
"Marriott" hotels sounds like "marry it," and there are jokes. "If you love a certain hotel, why don't you marriott?" was posted on Facebook by Tariq Shah on July…
“Hell yes a charcuterie board. Yeah give me room temperature meat and cheese…”
Not everyone likes charcuterie. This sarcasm was posted on X/Twitter (the original tweet is no longer available) by Drew Janda on July 25, 2021: "Hell yes a charcuterie board. Yeah give me…
“Made my wife a Cesar salad. Dogs weren’t happy, it was their last tin”
Caesar salad shouldn't be confused with Cesar pet food, but there are jokes. "Made my wife a Cesar salad. Dogs weren't happy, it was their last tin" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Tortellini is a beautiful name for a daughter”
Tortellini is a type of stuffed pasta. Some people like the name. "i think pesto tortellini is a beautiful name for someone of any gender" was posted on X/Twitter by liv on June 25, 2020.…
“World’s Okayest Chef”
"World's Okayest Chef" has been printed on many images. Is it an insult or a compliment? "Are you the world's okayest chef? http://etsy.me/1pUNUno" was posted on…
“It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work”
"It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I'm at work" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on…
“I don’t rise and shine; I brew and sip”
"I don’t rise and shine; I brew and sip" is a coffee saying of unknown authorship. THe saying was posted on Facebook by Humza Miller on October 3, 2024. The saying means that some…
“Mornings without good coffee are like nights without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“A morning without tea is like a night without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“Why were so many Civil War battles fought in national parks?”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Steven R. Harris @srharris19 "Why were all the Civil War battles fought in National Parks?" ~Will Manley #klampla 10:48 AM · Apr 2, 2009 X/Twitter DeAnn…
“The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake a lasagna in your mailbox”
When it gets hot, a mailbox can seem like an oven. "The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake (a) lasagna in your mailbox" is a joke that has been…
“It was so hot today that I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog”
Dogs often pee on fire hydrants, and this is the basis of a heat joke. "It's so hot that I just saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog" was printed in the Troy (OH) Daily News on…
“A morning without coffee is like a night without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“Mornings without coffee are like nights without stars”
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
“What do you call an autographed plate?”/“A signature dish.”
A "signature dish" means a chef's specialty. It doesn't mean a dish that is signed by a chef, but there are jokes. "What do you call an autographed plate? A signature…
“I asked for their signature dish, but was disappointed. All they gave me was the chef’s autograph on a plate”
A "signature dish" means a chef's specialty. It doesn't mean a dish that is signed by a chef, but there are jokes. "What do you call an autographed plate? A signature…
“The greatest trick the devil ever played was taking the yolks out of six hard boiled eggs…”
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" is an old saying. There are jokes about deviled eggs that use this saying. "The greatest…
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was cutting these boiled eggs in half…”
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" is an old saying. There are jokes about deviled eggs that use this saying. "The greatest…
“My air conditioner broke today, and I totally lost my cool”
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
“If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you’re about to be single”
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…