“Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety, but with even more baggage”
"Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with more baggage" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Midge on October 2, 2021. "Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with…
“Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety, but with more baggage”
"Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with more baggage" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Midge on October 2, 2021. "Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with…
“I was gonna tell a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time”
"I have a joke about a broken clock but it’s not the right time" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Matt Walsh on July 25, 2020. "I was gonna tell a a joke about a broken…
“I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time”
"I have a joke about a broken clock but it’s not the right time" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Matt Walsh on July 25, 2020. "I was gonna tell a a joke about a broken…
“What other mountain fluids would make a good soda?”
"What other mountain fluids would make a good soda?" was posted on X/Twitter by Kip Conlon on July 10, 2020, and this received over 830 likes. This is a joke on Mountain Dew, a soft drink…
“I respect that you don’t eat meat. Please respect that I don’t eat fake meat”
This vegan quote is from the American animated superhero television series Teen Titans, "The Sum of His Parts" (Season 1, Episode 5) that originally aired on August 23, 2003: Beast Boy:…
“Dawn soap commercials show everything but washing dishes. I ain’t got no ducks”
"How does Dawn dish soap clean oil off a duck but not a spaghetti bowl?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many Dawn advertisements show that the product cleans oil that…
“Dawn commercials be washing everything BUT dishes. I do not have no damn greasy duck”
"How does Dawn dish soap clean oil off a duck but not a spaghetti bowl?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many Dawn advertisements show that the product cleans oil that…
“How the hell does Dawn clean ducks, but not the Tupperware bowl I had my spaghetti in?”
"How does Dawn dish soap clean oil off a duck but not a spaghetti bowl?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many Dawn advertisements show that the product cleans oil that…
“I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but it seems more like a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20”
"I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but it seems more like a bottle of MD 20/20" is a joke that has been printed on many images. MD 20/20 (often called Mad Dog 20/20) is usually not…
“I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado”
"I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An avocado ages very fast. "I WAS HOPING TO…
“I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I’m feeling more like an avocado”
"I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An avocado ages very fast. "I WAS HOPING TO…
“I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I feel I’m aging more like an avocado”
"I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An avocado ages very fast. "I WAS HOPING TO…
“I think all my problems could be solved with fresh blueberry muffins and holding hands with someone”
"I think all my problems could be solved with fresh blueberry muffins and holding hands with someone" is a saying that was posted on Tumblr on July 19, 2020. The saying evokes life's…
“Pets are honestly the weirdest little roommates. We don’t speak the same language, they pay zero rent…”
"Pets are so weird like it's just this little individual that lives in your gaff and you can't speak to each other but you're just best mates" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Pets are so weird like it’s just this little individual that lives in your gaff and you can’t speak to each other but you’re just best mates”
"Pets are so weird like it's just this little individual that lives in your gaff and you can't speak to each other but you're just best mates" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Pets are so weird like it’s just this little individual that lives in your house and you can’t speak to each other but you’re just best friends”
"Pets are so weird like it's just this little individual that lives in your gaff and you can't speak to each other but you're just best mates" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“If I had all the money I’d spent on beer, I’d spend it on beer”
"If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "QUOTABLE - 'If I had back all the money…
“If I saved all the money I’ve spent on beer, I’d spend it on beer”
"If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "QUOTABLE - 'If I had back all the money…
“It’s never too late for cereal or too cold for ice-cream”
"It's never too late for cereal or too cold for ice-cream" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Cereal doesn't have to be eaten only at breakfast, and ice cream…