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DiGiorno brand frozen pizza advertises, “It’s not delivery. It’s DiGiorno.” Many people, however, believe that no one should be confused between delivery and DiGiorno.

“If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and Digiorno, you’re really dumb” was posted on X/Twitter by Sean Buckley on September 27, 2010. “if you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, you’re seriously an idiot” was posted on X/Twitter by Sam on May 13, 2012. “I repeat: If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, you are an idiot” was posted on X/Twitter by AJ Mast on June 7, 2012. “If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and Digiorno, then you’re a fucking idiot” was posted on Facebook by Russell Hinnefeld on March 15, 2013,

“If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, then you shouldn’t be allowed to vote” was posted on X/Twitter by Guy Endore-Kaiser on August 7, 2012.

“If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno there’s a good chance you’ve been fooled by a tranny once or twice too” was posted on X/Twitter by Donnie on May 21, 2014.

Wikipedia: DiGiorno
DiGiorno (previously sold in Canada as Delissio) is a brand of frozen pizzas sold in the United States, and is a subsidiary of Nestlé. In 2023, Nestle discontinued sales of Delissio pizzas in Canada.
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The brand’s slogan is “It’s not delivery. It’s DiGiorno/Delissio,” which suggests that their frozen pizzas are of high enough quality that they might be mistaken for fresh pizzeria pizzas.

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Sean Buckley
@seanbuckley
If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and Digiorno, you’re really dumb.
4:56 PM · Sep 27, 2010 from Lubbock, TX

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@17Sherman17
I’m sorry but if you can’t tell the difference between delivery and digiorno your retarded
8:28 PM · Jan 11, 2012

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Nicholas Gillette
@Nicholas246
If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and Digiorno perhaps you shouldn’t eat pizza anymore.
11:33 AM · Apr 11, 2012

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Sam
@_samuelbrian
if you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, you’re seriously an idiot.
1:11 PM · May 13, 2012

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AJ Mast
@ajmastf8
I repeat: If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, you are an idiot.
6:10 PM · Jun 7, 2012

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Guy Endore-Kaiser
@GuyEndoreKaiser
If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, then you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
10:26 PM · Aug 7, 2012

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⫷ Chuck MacSteven ⫸
@ChuckXIII
“@GuyEndoreKaiser: If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, then you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”
10:39 PM · Aug 7, 2012

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January
@januaryjo
Agreed! “@GuyEndoreKaiser: If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, then you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”
10:50 PM · Aug 7, 2012

Facebook
Russell Hinnefeld
March 15, 2013 at 4:20 PM ·
If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and Digiorno, then you’re a fucking idiot.

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david munn
@MunnDavid
If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and digiorno then you’re an idiot.
1:15 PM · Mar 17, 2013

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Ryan Malm
@MalmRyan
If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and Digiorno, then you’re a fucking idiot.
1:46 PM · Mar 17, 2013

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Donnie
@donnie_fairburn
If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno there’s a good chance you’ve been fooled by a tranny once or twice too
1:25 PM · May 21, 2014

Reddit—Showerthoughts
jabbapage—December 30, 2014
If you can’t tell the difference between a digiorno pizza and a delivery pizza, then you’re a fucking idiot.

Facebook
Miguel Sanchez
January 8, 2015 at 1:27 PM ·
If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno there’s a good chance you’ve been fooled by a tranny once or twice too.

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Pearl of the Stars
@Sai_Glo
If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno there’s a good chance you’ve been fooled by a tranny once or twice too.
11:14 AM · Jan 12, 2015

Facebook
Bryant Bryant
January 12, 2015 at 4:02 PM ·
If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno there’s a good chance you’ve been fooled by a tranny once or twice in your life

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Ghost Phantom
@ghostdaphantom
If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno there’s a good chance you’ve been fooled by a… http://fb.me/3HAsadd12
4:02 PM · Jan 12, 2015

Reddit—Transgendercirclejerk
Sissywhitegirl69—April 26, 2017
“If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and Digiorno, you’ve probably been fooled by a tranny once of twice.”
How do I break the news to him?

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Bruce ████ 🇺🇲🇨🇦
@BBIC0N
If you can`t tell the difference between delivery and Digiorno then you`re an idiot.
You don’t deserve pizza.
6:22 PM · Mar 8, 2023

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Fun·Time·Zoo
@FunTimeZoo
If you can’t tell the difference between Digiorno and Delivery, you 100% have bean fooled in a bar by a chick with a richard.
2:01 PM · Apr 8, 2023
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
IF YOU CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DELIVERY AND DIGIORNO RISING CRUST, THERE’S A GOOD CHANCE YOU’VE BEEN FOOLED BY A TRANNY ONCE OR TWICE, TOO
6:03 PM · Jul 28, 2024

“If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, there’s a good chance you’ve been fooled by a tranny once or twice too”