“I got fired because I couldn’t make a thousand tubes of glue an hour. I guess I couldn’t handle a fast paste working environment”
A “fast paced working environment” shouldn’t be written as “fast paste working environment,” but there are jokes. “Fast paste environment” was printed in a classified ad in the Fort Lauderdale (FL) News on April 9, 1980.
“I’d quite like a job at the superglue factory - I’ve always wanted to work in a fast paste environment” was posted on X/Twitter by Joe Brown on September 7, 2016. “got fired from the glue factory today. they said i wasn’t cut out for a fast paste work environment” was posted on X/Twitter by trash jones on November 8, 2021. “Got sacked because I couldn’t make 1000 tubes of glue an hour. I wasn’t ready for a fast paste working environment” was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on November 19, 2021. “Got fired because I couldn’t make a thousand tubes of glue an hour. Guess I couldn’t handle a fast paste working environment” was posted on X/Twitter by Ultimate Dad Jokes ‘N So Much Pun on February 17, 2024.
Newspapers.com
9 April 1980, Fort Lauderdale (FL) News, pg. 8E, col. 7 classified ad:
...fast paste environment.
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9 January 1983, Chicago (IL) Tribune, sec. 15, pg. 27, col. 10 classified ad:
...fast paste environment…
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25 January 1984, The Morning Call (Allentown, PA), pg. C10, col. 5 classified ad:
Fast paste environment…
Google Groups: memphis.employment
JOB: US - Memphis, TN—Clerical
ZPHI06
Nov 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM
To: Whom it may concern:
My background and experience closely parallel the requirements your company demands in the customer service division of your organization. I am sincerely interested in joining the customer service team with your company. I offer a wealth of knowledge and experience in dealing with people and providing information over the phone.
My knowledge includes various computer applications using the personal computer, mainframe, and Novell Workstations. My strong communication skills and the ability to work well with others in addition to being able to work independently are qualities, I am sure, that are essential to any company or organization. My communication skills include good spelling and grammar skills (oral and written) and the ability to work in a fast paste environment.
X/Twitter
Mike Calimbas
@mikecalimbas
@audrajackson - best i’ve seen today… “able to work in fast paste environment” ...
3:42 PM · May 15, 2008
X/Twitter
Kelsey Ruger
@kenziecreative
Someone put on a resume “I am looking for a fast paste environment”.
2:15 PM · May 30, 2008
X/Twitter
Jason Pankow
@jpankow
Resume quote of the day: “Fast paste work environment.”
11:51 PM · Jul 20, 2009
X/Twitter
Baba Yaga
@IAmWillMadison
Maybe everyone is really nifty with copy & paste RT @CocainaCookies: “Must be comfortable working in a fast paste environment”
10:15 PM · Dec 6, 2010
X/Twitter
/dev/random
@dev_random
Seen on http://glassdoor.com review:
“Fast paste work environment” Sadly not on elmer’s company review. Spellcheck doesn’t fix stupid.
11:46 AM · May 30, 2014
X/Twitter
Joe Brown
@Joeobrown
I’d quite like a job at the superglue factory - I’ve always wanted to work in a fast paste environment
11:41 AM · Sep 7, 2016
X/Twitter
Nick Fisherman III💀
@NickFisherman
HR Rep: “Are you comfortable working in a fast-paced environment?” // Applicant: “Yes, the glue factory was a very fast-paste environment.”
11:15 AM · Nov 18, 2016
X/Twitter
BeardedMcWondersauce
@paper_faces
One person I’m interviewing worked for 2 weeks in a “fast paste environment”
I’ve had ginger, garlic and curry paste, never fast paste.
4:30 AM · May 26, 2017
X/Twitter
Mike Cecconi
@Cecconi140
A job listing for the Crazy Glue factory, looking for bright self-starters ready to work in a fast paste environment.
6:20 AM · Mar 21, 2020
X/Twitter
NBCfrom253
@nbcfrom253
Here at the Elmers glue factory, we enjoy our fast paste work environment
2:36 PM · Jun 16, 2021
X/Twitter
trash jones
@jzux
got fired from the glue factory today. they said i wasn’t cut out for a fast paste work environment
12:18 PM · Nov 8, 2021
X/Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
Got sacked because I couldn’t make 1000 tubes of glue an hour. I wasn’t ready for a fast paste working environment.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/tube-jokes/ #Tube #TubeJokes #Joke #Humour
From punsandoneliners.com
8:00 AM · Nov 19, 2021
Facebook
Jeff Giacobbe
August 1, 2022 at 7:50 PM ·
The most challenging job I ever had was at the Super Glue factory. It was a really fast paste environment.
X/Twitter
Ólafur Waage
@olafurw
A job ad at a quick-dry glue factory.
“Must be able to work in a fast paste environment.”
11:53 AM · Sep 24, 2022
X/Twitter
Frank Ross
@FrankRoss123
I worked in a factory that developed a quick setting wallpaper glue.
It was a fast paste environment.
#LunchPun
7:12 AM · Oct 5, 2022
X/Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
Got sacked because I couldn’t make 1000 tubes of glue an hour. I wasn’t ready for a fast paste working environment.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/tube-jokes/ #Tube #TubeJokes #Joke #Humour
From punsandoneliners.com
3:00 AM · Apr 9, 2023
Facebook
Scott Dickerson-Happy
April 11, 2023 at 5:28 PM ·
I got sacked from the glue factory for being too slow. I’m not suited to a fast paste environment!
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X/Twitter
Ultimate Dad Jokes ‘N So Much Pun
@MediocreJoker85
Got fired because I couldn’t make a thousand tubes of glue an hour.
Guess I couldn’t handle a fast paste working environment.
9:26 PM · Feb 17, 2024
LaffGaff
Tubes Of Glue
July 28, 2024 by LaffGaff
I got fired because I couldn’t make a thousand tubes of glue an hour.
I guess I couldn’t handle a fast paste working environment.
Facebook
David Mulberry
July 28, 2024 at 8:36 AM ·
I got fired because I couldn’t make a thousand tubes of glue an hour.
I guess I couldn’t handle a fast paste working environment
X/Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
I got fired because I couldn’t make a thousand tubes of glue an hour.
I guess I couldn’t handle a fast paste working environment.
8:06 AM · Jul 29, 2024