“Ever since I was a kid I knew I wanted to be retired”
"Ever since I was a kid I knew I wanted to be retired" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Creeds Thoughts on December 12, 2024.…
“Ever since I was a child I wanted to retire”
"Ever since I was a kid I knew I wanted to be retired" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Creeds Thoughts on December 12, 2024.…
“I love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with”
Many slices of carrot cake have a little carrot drawn into the icing on top. "I love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake…
“All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately so are the snacks”
"All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately so are the snacks" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "All of my fitness goals are within reach…
“Some people inspire you to be nothing like them”
"Some people inspire you to be nothing like them" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by smo on July 13, 2023, but…
“In 34 years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries”
A jocular rule about relationships is that a woman can eat a man's french fries, but a man cannot eat a woman's french fries. This was posted on X/Twitter (the tweet no longer exists) by…
“In my many years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries”
A jocular rule about relationships is that a woman can eat a man's french fries, but a man cannot eat a woman's french fries. This was posted on X/Twitter (the tweet no longer exists) by…
“Sex is like cooking, Everyone can do it, but only some can make it delicious”
"Sex is like cooking, Everyone can do it, but only some can make it delicious" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sex is like cooking, Everyone can do it, But only…
“When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and asks for water”
"When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask(s) for water" is a jocular saying that has been printed on man yimages. Many people play favorite songs over and over,…
“Sex is kinda like cooking, Everyone can do it, but only some can make it delicious”
"Sex is like cooking, Everyone can do it, but only some can make it delicious" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sex is like cooking, Everyone can do it, But only…
“When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water”
"When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask(s) for water" is a jocular saying that has been printed on man yimages. Many people play favorite songs over and over,…
“So many people have inspired me to be nothing like them”
"Some people inspire you to be nothing like them" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by smo on July 13, 2023, but…
“Looking back at all the successes & failures in my life, I can’t help but be proud that at least the potty training thing stuck”
"Looking back at all the successes & failures in my life, I can’t help but be proud that at least the potty training thing stuck" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“When you see the overly happy new employee smiling at work. ‘We don’t do that here’”
A popular work meme has the text, "When you see the overly happy new employee actually enjoying their day at work..." Someone is shown stopping the employee and says, "We don't…
“I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom”
Entry in progress -- BP “Their plan for a paperless office looked good, on paper” is a related joke. Google Groups: rec.humor oxymorons Henry Troup Jul 11, 1991, 6:17:30 PM (...) "a…
Entry in progress—BP204
Entry in progress -- BP
“Food that sizzles and pops in the microwave and then comes out cold is the reason I have trust issues”
"Food that sizzles and pops in the microwave and then comes out cold is the reason I have trust issues" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The microwave can trick people…
“Ever be having a good day and then remember you have to make dinner”
"Ever be having a good day and then remember you have to make dinner" was posted on X/Twitter by Scarlett Longstreet on January 19, 2021. A good day for most people -- especially for…
“If you say ‘excellent choice’ after somebody selects a floor in an elevator you can usually get a pity laugh”
Many people make small talk in an elevator. This was posted on X/Twitter by big diesel, and it received over 110,000 likes: "If you say 'excellent choice' after somebody selects a…
Greektown (Chicago neighborhood)
"Greektown" or "Greek Town" is a term meaning a city (not in Greece) that has many people of Greek ancestry. The Greektown in Chicago, Illinois, is well known, but there are…