“Believe in yourself, even when no one else does.—Sasquatch”
"Believe in yourself, especially/even when no one else does/will. -- Bigfoot/Sasquatch" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Most people do not believe…
“Believe in yourself, even when no one else will.—Sasquatch”
"Believe in yourself, especially/even when no one else does/will. -- Bigfoot/Sasquatch" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Most people do not believe…
“United States of America? You mean the Federal Reserve and its 50 bitches”
Some people believe that the Federal Reserve bank owns the United States, and that the fifty states are its "bitches." "United States of America? You mean the Federal Reserve and…
“Remember, Mother’s Day is for moms, not men in dresses—Your day is April 1st”
Many people believe that Mother's Day is for biological women/mothers, and not for trans women. "Remember, Mother's Day is for moms, not men in dresses -- Your day is April 1st"…
“Forensics is ten” (jocular definition)
"Forensics" sounds like "four and six," and there are jokes. "Forensics: FORENSICS is ten. (Gary Hallock)" is a jocular definition that was posted on the newsgroup…
“Giving a fuck doesn’t go with my outfit”
"Giving a fuck doesn't go with my outfit" (or "Giving a fuck doesn't really go with my outsift today") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has…
“Don’t cry at home. Cry at work so they have to pay you for it”
Many people have jobs that keep them depressed. "Don't cry at home. Cry at work so they have to pay you for it" is a saying. "Don't cry at home - cry at work, on company…
“People who drive without music are psychopaths”
"People who drive without music are actually psychopaths" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some people cannot image how others can drive a vehicle without listening to…
“People who drive without music are actually psychopaths”
"People who drive without music are actually psychopaths" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some people cannot image how others can drive a vehicle without listening to…
“Giving a fuck doesn’t really go with my outfit today”
"Giving a fuck doesn't go with my outfit" (or "Giving a fuck doesn't really go with my outsift today") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has…
“Life is too precious to be sleeping with someone who trusts the government”
"Life is too precious/short to be sleeping with someone who trusts the government" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on several images. "Life is too precious to be…
“Life is too short to be sleeping with someone who trusts the government”
"Life is too precious/short to be sleeping with someone who trusts the government" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on several images. "Life is too precious to be…
“If a package of bacon isn’t resealable, it contains one serving”
"If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules" and "If a bacon package isn't resealable, it contains one serving. That's science. I…
“To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 30-30 rule. After 30 minutes of work, quit your job…”
"To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 30-30 rule. After 30 minutes of work, quit your job and buy a 30 acre farm in the middle of nowhere" is a jocular work saying that has been…
“My student friend says he’s studying forensics…” (joke)
"Forensics" sounds like "four and six," and there are jokes. "Forensics: FORENSICS is ten. (Gary Hallock)" is a jocular definition that was posted on the newsgroup…
“Science should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity”
"Science/Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "La ciencia debería de dejar de…
“Scientists should stop studying animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity”
"Science/Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "La ciencia debería de dejar de…
“Whenever a waiter asks me how I want my steak, I always say ‘free’”
Waiters ask how a diner would like a steak to be cooked, such as "rare" or "medium" or "well done." A joke on this was published by John Wagner’s Maxine comic…
“I love Mexican food them chicken case of ideas be so good fr”
"Quesadillas" is sometimes joked as "case of ideas." "I fuck wit Mexican food them chicken case of ideas be good as hell" was posted on Facebook by Dee Grape on August…
“Before 1913 we got 100% of our paycheck”
"Before 1913 we got 100% of our paycheck" is a saying against the Federal Reserve Bank (founded in 1913). The Federal Reserve System has devalued the currency, and a dollar in 1913 was…