“Rich people splurging: ‘Fuck it, I’II buy a yacht.’ Me splurging: ‘Fuck it, I’m getting an appetizer’”
Some people go to a restaurant and decide to “splurge” by ordering an appetizer. A rich person’s “splurge” is quite different. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by 🇭🇹 🇭🇹 on January 30, 2016, but is of unknown authorship:
“Rich people splurging
Fuck it, I’m buying a yacht
Me splurging
Fuck it, ill get an appetizer”
X/Twitter
🇭🇹 🇭🇹
@datslifemj
Rich people splurging
Fuck it, I’m buying a yacht
Me splurging
Fuck it, ill get an appetizer
2:00 PM · Jan 30, 2016
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Tito Luis Ortiz
February 9, 2016 at 7:25 PM ·
Rich people splurging “fuck it. I’m buying a yacht”
Me splurging “fuck it, I’ll get an appetizer”
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FreeDaGuyz〽
@Elidavis203
Rich people splurging
” fuck it I’m buying a yacht”
Me splurging
“Fuck it I get an appetizer” but I still have money 😂
1:50 PM · Feb 22, 2016 from Lawrence, IN
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LA GENTE SF
@LaGenteSF
Rich people splurging: F it, Im gunna buy a yacht. Me splurging: F it, I’ll get an appetizer
3:40 PM · Feb 22, 2016
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22 aug 2021
Rich people splurging: “Fuck it, I’ll buy a yacht” Me splurging: “Fuck it, I’m getting an appetizer’
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KelzHelzBelz
@FlipnLove
Rich people splurging: “Fuck it, I’m buying a yacht.”
Me splurging: “Fuck it, I’m ordering an appetizer.”
4:11 PM · Mar 11, 2022
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Doc Moon
@NotWorkingPhD
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Rich people splurging: fuck it, I’ll buy a yacht
Me splurging: fuck it, I’ll buy an appetizer
8:19 AM · May 10, 2022
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chilla_chillout
20 aug 2023
Rich people splurging: “Fuck it, I’ll buy a yacht” Me splurging: “Fuck it, I’m getting an appetizer”
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SugarBear24
29 feb 2024
Rich people splurging: “Fuck it, I’ll buy a yacht” Me splurging: “Fuck it, I’m getting an appetizer”
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Rich people splurging: “Fuck it, I’II buy a yacht”
Me splurging: “Fuck it, I’m getting an appetizer”
6:16 PM · Aug 19, 2024