“I don’t want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch”
"I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people would rather relax at home than go to work. The saying was…
“When a hot person at work emails me I’m like this email could have been a meeting”
Many employees who are dragged into a meeting by a boss later lament that "this meeting could have been an email." Sometimes, however, people desire a meeting over an email, especially so…
“Everyone loves Clubhouse, the app that says ‘this email could’ve been a meeting’”
Many employees who are dragged into a meeting by a boss later lament that "this meeting could have been an email." Sometimes, however, people desire a meeting over an email, especially so…
“I like when animals are named after the thing they do like flies and horse”
Flies are called that because they fly, but what about other creatures? This joke was posted on X/Twitter (it is now set to private) by Jaclyn on May 30, 2025, and it received over 148,000 likes:…
“Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish…”
A jocular post explains the origins of cutlery. "Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish that would be completely…
“Spoons are a species of bowl, knives are a species of plate, forks are descendants of strainers…”
A jocular post explains the origins of cutlery. "Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish that would be completely…
“After bills and Christmas shopping, the only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date”
"Just paid my bills, only thing left on my card is my name & expiration date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The name and expiration date are printed on the…
“If anyone is wondering why the pizza box reads, ‘Remove cardboard before baking,’ feel free to ask my 17yo son”
A frozen pizza box often states, "Remove cardboard before baking." This message might seem obvious to everyone, but it isn't. "I think we've evolved enough to not need…
“If anyone is wondering why the pizza box says, ‘Remove cardboard before baking,’ I found out why so you don’t have to”
A frozen pizza box often states, "Remove cardboard before baking." This message might seem obvious to everyone, but it isn't. "I think we've evolved enough to not need…
“In case of Rapture, can I have your car?” (bumper sticker)
"Come the Rapture, can I have your car?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "IN CASE OF RAPTURE, CAN I HAVE YOUR CAR?" was posted on the newsgroup…
“When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?” (bumper sticker)
"Come the Rapture, can I have your car?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "IN CASE OF RAPTURE, CAN I HAVE YOUR CAR?" was posted on the newsgroup…
“Michelin star restaurants are cool and everything but have you ever had food from a gas station down south?”
The best food in the American south can often be found at gas stations. "Michelin star restaurants are cool and everything but have you ever had food from a gas station down south?"…
“The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti eating shirt”
Many people have what they call a "spaghetti eating shirt," to be worn while the user is eating spaghetti. When the spaghetti sauce gets on the shirt (as expected), it's not as bad…
Spaghetti Eating Shirt
Many people have what they call a "spaghetti eating shirt," to be worn while the user is eating spaghetti. When the spaghetti sauce gets on the shirt (as expected), it's not as bad…
“If butter companies stopped printing the measurements on the wrapper I would literally not know what to do with myself”
One stick of butter equals 8 tablespoons, or 1/4 pound, or 1/2 cup. The measurements are written on the packaging to make things easier. "butter hit the big leagues when they started printing…
“Just paid my bills, only thing left on my card is my name & expiration date”
"Just paid my bills, only thing left on my card is my name & expiration date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The name and expiration date are printed on the…
“Only thing left on my debit card is my name and expiration date”
"Just paid my bills, only thing left on my card is my name & expiration date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The name and expiration date are printed on the…
“I can’t explain it but olives are just meat grapes”
Olives have sometimes been called "meat grapes." "I know a husband that calls olives 'meat grapes'" was posted on X/Twitter by Incidentally Bentley on January 4, 2013.…
“Not interested in a ‘career’ just looking for the least annoying way to afford food and shelter”
"Not interested in a 'career' just looking for the least annoying way to afford food and shelter" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Olives are just meat grapes”
Olives have sometimes been called "meat grapes." "I know a husband that calls olives 'meat grapes'" was posted on X/Twitter by Incidentally Bentley on January 4, 2013.…