“I knew school was a joke when I had a fat PE teacher”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“I knew school was a scam when we had a fat PE teacher”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“I knew school was a scam when my business teacher never owned a business”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“I realized school was a joke when my business teacher didn’t own a business and my PE teacher couldn’t pass their own fitness test”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“Ummmm no I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source”
Instagram Reels (short videos) is a format that was popularized by TikTok. These short videos can be addicting, but many people believe they are time-wasters. This humorous comment was posted on…
“If by ‘picking up hotties at the club’ you mean going to Costco for rotisserie chicken then yeah I am”
Costco is a "club" (a warehouse club of retail stores), but it's not a nightclub. There are jokes about going to "the club." "if by 'picking up hotties at the…
“I am now at the age where picking up a hottie at the club means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco”
Costco is a "club" (a warehouse club of retail stores), but it's not a nightclub. There are jokes about going to "the club." "if by 'picking up hotties at the…
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“The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers nowadays is Fish and Chips. And even that I take with a pinch of salt”
Fish and chips in the United Kingdom used to be served wrapped in a newspaper page, although this practice has mostly ended. The fish and chips were literally "in" a newspaper, but were…
“Where do ghosts go out?”/“Where they can get boos and sheet faced.”
Ghosts are often depicted wearing sheets and saying "boo." Several popular Halloween jokes have ghosts with "boos" ("booze') and getting "sheet-faced"…
“When you order a slice of pizza from a pizza place, you’re sharing a pizza with a group of strangers”
When you buy a slice of pizza and other people eat the other slices, are you "sharing" a pizza? This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on September 16, 2014: "When you order a…
“I’m actually pretty good with money, as long as I don’t go outside where all the stores are. or stay inside where my phone is”
Some people can't go outside because they see stores and they spend money. They also can't stay inside because they shop online. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Jonathan Edward…
“My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center”
It's often said that AI is coming for people's jobs, but AI requires a lot of water. A joke about this was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 on October 12, 2025, and this…
“You should be able to magically transfer your symptoms to anyone who says they aren’t that bad”
People who can't feel another person's pain often do not understand it and they minimize it. This was posted on Facebook by Neurodivergent Meme Sanctuary - Lars Ekstrom on October 5,…
“My favorite food is anything I don’t have to shop for, purchase, carry in the house, put away, or cook”
A "favorite meal" for many people is one that they don't have to prepare. "My favorite food is anything someone else cooks for me!" was posted on Jungle Red Writers on May…
“My favorite food is anything I don’t have to shop for or cook”
A "favorite meal" for many people is one that they don't have to prepare. "My favorite food is anything someone else cooks for me!" was posted on Jungle Red Writers on May…
“My favorite food is anything I don’t have to cook”
A "favorite meal" for many people is one that they don't have to prepare. "My favorite food is anything someone else cooks for me!" was posted on Jungle Red Writers on May…
“My favorite food is anything someone else cooks”
A "favorite meal" for many people is one that they don't have to prepare. "My favorite food is anything someone else cooks for me!" was posted on Jungle Red Writers on May…
“I only trust one thing in the newspaper these days: Fish & Chips. And even that I take with a big pinch of salt”
Fish and chips in the United Kingdom used to be served wrapped in a newspaper page, although this practice has mostly ended. The fish and chips were literally "in" a newspaper, but were…
“My problem with meal prep is that I don’t wanna eat the same thing by Wednesday”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…