“Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for people who avoided human contact like champions”
Cyber Monday sales can be just like Black Friday sales, but on Cyber Monday one shops from home and avoids the crowds of people.
“Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for introverts who hate crowds but still love bad financial decisions” was posted on X/Twitter and Facebook by Nate Armbruster on November 26, 2024. “Cyber Monday is Black Friday for us introverts” was posted on Bluesky by 🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ on December 2, 2024. “Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for people who avoided human contact like champions” was posted on X/Twitter by Sean Heilweil on November 28, 2025.
“Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for people who were too ashamed to let witnesses see what they bought” was posted on Bluesky by korpisworld on November 28, 2025. “Cyber Monday is just Black Friday in sweatpants with fewer witnesses” was posted on Bluesky by Hip2BSquare on December 1, 2025.
Wikipedia: Cyber Monday
Cyber Monday is a marketing term for e-commerce transactions on the Monday after Thanksgiving in the United States. It was created by retailers to encourage people to shop online. The term was coined by Ellen Davis of the National Retail Federation and Scott Silverman, and made its debut on November 28, 2005, in a Shop.org press release entitled “Cyber Monday Quickly Becoming One of the Biggest Online Shopping Days of the Year.” Cyber Monday takes place the Monday after Thanksgiving; the date falls between November 26 and December 2, depending on the year.
Wikipedia: Black Friday (shopping)
Black Friday is the Friday after Thanksgiving in the United States. It traditionally marks the start of the Christmas shopping season and is the busiest shopping day of the year in the United States. Many stores offer highly promoted sales at heavily discounted prices and often open early, sometimes as early as midnight[2] or even on Thanksgiving. Some stores’ sales continue to Monday (“Cyber Monday”) or for a week (“Cyber Week”).
X/Twitter
Nate Armbruster
@natecomedy
Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for introverts who hate crowds but still love bad financial decisions.
4:08 PM · Nov 26, 2024
Facebook
Nate Armbruster
November 26, 2024 at 4:41 PM ·
Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for introverts who hate crowds but still love bad financial decisions.
Bluesky
Brad Sproule
@bearddbrad.bsky.social
Cyber Monday is Black Friday for people who hate crowds but still want to make poor financial decisions.
Nov 30, 2024, 12:48 AM
Bluesky
Billy Parks
@billyparks.bsky.social
Does anyone else feel like ‘Cyber Monday’ is just Black Friday with a website banner change?
Remember when Cyber Monday meant something because online shopping was special? Now it’s just ‘Black Friday: The Sequel’
Dec 2, 2024, 6:18 AM
Bluesky
🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
Cyber Monday is Black Friday for us introverts.
Dec 2, 2024, 12:50 PM
X/Twitter
Sean Heilweil
@seanheilweil
Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for people who avoided human contact like champions.
10:15 AM · Nov 28, 2025
Bluesky
korpisworld
@kwkorpi.bsky.social
Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for people who were too ashamed to let witnesses see what they bought.
Nov 28, 2025, 10:50 AM
Bluesky
Hip2BSquare
@tragically-hip.bsky.social
Cyber Monday is just Black Friday in sweatpants with fewer witnesses.
Dec 1, 2025, 12:04 PM
X/Twitter
Bobbi Digital
@BobbiDiGTL
Cyber Monday is just Black Friday but for your metadata.
3:05 PM · Dec 1, 2025