“If white people have no culture, then explain beach themed bathrooms”
It's very common for a bathroom to be decorated with a beach theme, but that is not required by law. "What is it with white people & beach themed bathrooms?" was posted on…
“Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen”
The RMS Titanic hit an iceberg and sunk on April 15, 1912. This was a tragedy for the human passengers, but, as a joke goes, a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's restaurant tank.…
“It’s all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen”
The RMS Titanic hit an iceberg and sunk on April 15, 1912. This was a tragedy for the human passengers, but, as a joke goes, a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's restaurant tank.…
“When you think there’s no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank at the Titanic’s restaurant”
The RMS Titanic hit an iceberg and sunk on April 15, 1912. This was a tragedy for the human passengers, but, as a joke goes, a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's restaurant tank.…
“When you think that all is lost, that there is no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank at the Titanic’s restaurant”
The RMS Titanic hit an iceberg and sunk on April 15, 1912. This was a tragedy for the human passengers, but, as a joke goes, a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's restaurant tank.…
“Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet”
Karate often involves kicks to the face. "Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet" (or "Karate is just an aggressive way of making people smell your feet")…
“Karate is just an aggressive way of making people smell your feet”
Karate often involves kicks to the face. "Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet" (or "Karate is just an aggressive way of making people smell your feet")…
“Download smaller viruses to your computer to help it build an immunity”
Computer viruses are not like human viruses, but there are jokes. There is no herd immunity for computer viruses. "Download smaller viruses to your computer to help it build an immunity"…
“Every time I come home my dog runs at me like he’s hoping we will finally nail the lift from Dirty Dancing”
Dogs are often very happy when an owner comes home, frequently jumping on the owner. "Every time I come home my dog runs at me like he’s hoping we will finally nail the lift from Dirty…
“People who unpack and put their things away in the drawers at hotels are psychopaths”
Some people go to a hotel and unpack their clothes in the drawers, but others think that these people are psychopaths. The drawers could have germs -- many hotels have cockroaches and bedbugs --…
“Clear phone cases are all fun and games until they turn dehydrated piss yellow”
A phone case might initially have a pleasant color or look, but it can turn ugly very fast. Thie was posted on X/Twitter by ryuu 🫐 on October 20, 2025, and it received over 242,000 likes:…
“New York or nowhere”
Quincy Moore founded the lifestyle brand Knowlita in 2015, and Knowlita sold "New York or Nowhere" shirts. In 2020, Moore formed a company with Liz Eswein called New York or Nowhere…
“It will always be New York or nowhere”
Quincy Moore founded the lifestyle brand Knowlita in 2015, and Knowlita sold "New York or Nowhere" shirts. In 2020, Moore formed a company with Liz Eswein called New York or Nowhere…
“New York Knicks or nowhere”
Quincy Moore founded the lifestyle brand Knowlita in 2015, and Knowlita sold "New York or Nowhere" shirts. In 2020, Moore formed a company with Liz Eswein called New York or Nowhere…
“I’m either at work, going to work, coming from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work”
"I'm either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Oh gross, I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead”
On October 14, 2025, Consumer Reports stated that it had found lead in most protein powders. This finding caused many people to stop using protein powders. Some people on social media added sarcasm…
“Any pan can be non-stick if I non-cook in it”
Nothing will stick to a pan if you don't cook anything. A popular joke is that any pan can be a "no stick" or "non-stick" pan if you "no-cook" or…
“Any pan is a no-stick pan if you no-cook in it”
Nothing will stick to a pan if you don't cook anything. A popular joke is that any pan can be a "no stick" or "non-stick" pan if you "no-cook" or…
“Remember, any pan can be a non-stick pan if you non-cook in it”
Nothing will stick to a pan if you don't cook anything. A popular joke is that any pan can be a "no stick" or "non-stick" pan if you "no-cook" or…
“‘Noted’ is the corporate version of ‘whatever’”
"'Noted' is the corporate version of 'whatever'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Whatever" is often used to express indifference,…