“Actually used cash today at a convenience store. Might chop some wood later…”

“Actually used cash today at a convenience store. Might chop some wood later. Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions” is a joke that has been printed on many images. In a digital word, where people pay with credit cards and even palm prints, using cash (or writing checks) seems old-fashioned to some.
 
“physically walked inside of a bank today and picked up some paper checks. might fuck around and chop some wood later. maybe ride the horse into town for some provisions” was posted on X/Twitter by caleb hearon on September 29, 2021, but the tweet is no longer available.
 
“Actually used cash today at a convenience store. Might chop some wood later. Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions” was posted on Threads by tigerwize42 on January 27, 2025, but authorship of this version is unknown.
       
 
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Kyle Coulahan
September 29, 2021 at 2:15 PM ·
Physically walked inside a bank today and picked up some paper checks. Might mess around and chop some wood later, maybe ride the horse into town for some provisions.
 
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John-Michael Carter
September 29, 2021 at 6:50 PM ·
Physically walked inside of a bank today and picked up some paper checks.  Might fuck around and chop some wood later. Maybe ride the horse into town for some provisions.
 
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25fsmzz7129707
2 oct 2021
Featured caleb hearon physically walked inside of a bank today and picked up some paper checks. might fuck around and chop some wood later. maybe ride the horse into town for some provisions. 1399 Oh word? You “physically” walked into an establishment. You ambled in this bitch? As opposed to what fucking teleporting? Touch grass. 27 replies
 
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Dave Deyarmond
October 6, 2022 at 8:10 AM ·
Physically walked inside of a bank today and picked up some paper checks. Might mess around and chop some wood later. Maybe ride the horse into town for some provisions.
 
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TonyaMay Platten
January 26, 2023 at 2:59 PM ·
Physically walked into a bank today and picked up some paper checks.
Might fuck around and chop some wood later, maybe ride the horse into town for some provisions 😅😂😂
 
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Diane De Sousa Maguire
September 12, 2023 at 12"09 AM ·
Went into an actual Bank today and wrote a paper check, might as well chop some wood and ride a horse into town to buy some provisions.
     
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Brent Gallert
February 9, 2024 at 4:26 PM ·
Physically walked inside the bank today for some paper checks. Might fuck around and chop some wood later and ride the horse into town for some provisions
 
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Bo Corley
November 21, 2024 at 9:19 AM ·
I have to walk into an actual bank and grab a physical check today. Might chop some wood later then ride into town for some provisions.
   
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Helga Von Tippler
@DanaLeaB1
Physically walked inside of a bank today and picked up some paper checks. Might screw around and chop some wood later, maybe ride the horse into town for some provisions.
1:40 PM · Jan 11, 2025
     
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Elizabeth B Eskridge
January 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM ·
Physically walked inside of a bank today and picked up some paper checks. Might mess around and chop some wood later. Maybe ride the horse into town for some provisions.
 
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tigerwize42
01/27/25
Actually used cash today at a convenience store. Might chop some wood later.
Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions..
 
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Raoul Deardoff
Janaury 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM ·
Actually used cash at a local store today.
Might chop some wood later.
Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions
 
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Michael P Spradlin
@MSpradlinAuthor
I used actual cash at a convenience store today.
Might chop some wood later.
May ride the horse into town to get provisions.
Wagon train may be coming through any day now.
6:37 PM · Jan 30, 2025
 
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American Woman
@AmericanFWoman
I actually used cash today at a convenience store.
Yep, now I’m thinking I might chop some wood later. Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions.
11:05 PM · Mar 8, 2025
 
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Biznitch
@Biznitch1177
Actually used cash today at a convenience store.
Might chop some wood later.
Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions.
🤣😂
4:01 PM · May 28, 2025
 
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Belvedier0609
21 jun 2025
Actually used cash today at a convenience store. Might chop some wood later. Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions.
     
Bluesky
🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴
‪@kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com‬
Actually used cash today at a convenience store. Might chop some wood later…maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions.
Jul 8, 2025, 9:38 PM
 
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lynnmariejordan
08/28/25
Actually used cash today at a convenience store.
Might chop some wood later.
Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions.
 
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CP
@littlered1612
Actually used cash today at a store.
Might chop some wood later.
Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions.
9:34 PM · Aug 28, 2025
 
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All You Can Eat
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM ·
Actually used cash today at a convenience store.
Might chop some wood later.
Maybe ride the horse into town to get some provisions.