“Airfryers need a silencer”
Air fryers can cook food quicky, but many fryers make a lot of noise. "A silencer... But for Airfryers" was posted on X/Twitter by Mishka on May 28, 2020. "Airfryers need a…
“Ask your doctor if a soft-kill bioweapon is right for you”
Many pharmaceutical advertisements include the line, "Ask your doctor or pharmacist if [product] is right for you." There have been many mock ads made. "May cause 1271 side-effects,…
“Ask your pharmacist if a soft kill bio-weapon is right for you”
Many pharmaceutical advertisements include the line, "Ask your doctor or pharmacist if [product] is right for you." There have been many mock ads made. "May cause 1271 side-effects,…
“Proofreading is a dying rat”
"Proofreading is a lost art" and "Proofreading is a dying art" are popular sayings. "There are times when we are pushed toward the belief that proofreading is a lost…
“Proofreading is a dying art”
"Proofreading is a lost art" and "Proofreading is a dying art" are popular sayings. "There are times when we are pushed toward the belief that proofreading is a lost…
“Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro get a job”
"Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro get a job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker struggles to pay rent, and sees the landlord who does nothing but…
“Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bruh get a job”
"Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro get a job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker struggles to pay rent, and sees the landlord who does nothing but…
“When I was young, we were so poor we sometimes only had bits of old rope to eat. I would often skip lunch”
To "skip lunch" means to "miss" lunch, but a joke uses "skip" literally. "When I was young we were so poor we sometimes only had bits of old rope to eat. I would…
“‘AI is coming for your jobs.’ I’d like to see AI take a 30 min poop right after clocking in”
AI (artificial intelligence) can do many jobs, but it can't do everything a human can. A popular meme starts with "AI is coming for your jobs," and then describes some humorous thing…
“‘AI is coming for your jobs.’ I’d like to see AI steal catalytic converters”
AI (artificial intelligence) can do many jobs, but it can't do everything a human can. A popular meme starts with "AI is coming for your jobs," and then describes some humorous thing…
“In a world where you can be anything, be kind”
"In a world where you can be anything, be kind" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In a world where you can be anything, be yourself" is another saying that has…
“In a world where you can be anything, be yourself”
"In a world where you can be anything, be kind" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In a world where you can be anything, be yourself" is another saying that has…
“Shut the government down forever. We hate you evil fucks”
"SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN FOREVER. WE HATE YOU EVIL FUCKS" (shown on a sign) is an anti-government saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Agorist Nexus (Brandon) on October 1, 2025, and…
“I like my sarcasm like I like my bacon: Laid on thick and aimed straight at the heart”
"I like my sarcasm like I like my bacon: Laid on thick and aimed straight at the heart" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Thick bacon can possibly cause problems…
“If you’re ever feeling down on your appearance, remember: even the ugliest potato can become a beautiful French fry”
Ugly things can become beautiful. For example, an ugly potato can become a beautiful french fry, and who doesn't love a french fry? "The moral of the story...even the ugliest potato can…
“If a potato can become fries, chips & vodka, you can become anything, too”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“If a potato can become vodka, you can become anything you want to be”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“If a potato can become vodka, you can become a vodka drinker. Or a potato. Or both”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“If a potato can become vodka, you can become a saint”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“If a potato can become vodka, you can become a homeowner”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…