“The information they censor is exactly what you need to know”
"The information they censor is exactly what you need to know" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The information they censor is exactly what you need to know!…
“What do you call a potato in a hotel room?”/“A suite potato.”
"Sweet potato" shouldn't be confused with "suite potato," but there are jokes. "Q. What kind of potato rents more than one room in a hotel? A. A suite potato" was…
“I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I’m a bullshit analyzer”
"I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I’m a bullshit analyzer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm not a Conspiracy Theorist. I'm a bullshit…
“What do you call a yam lover who makes vlogs?”/“A YouTuber.”
Potatoes and yams are "tubers." They are not "YouTubers," but there are jokes. "What do you call a potato that makes videos? A YouTUBER" was posted on Twitter by…
“What do you call a potato that uploads videos?”/“A YouTuber.”
Potatoes and yams are "tubers." They are not "YouTubers," but there are jokes. "What do you call a potato that makes videos? A YouTUBER" was posted on Twitter by…
“What do you call a potato that makes videos?”/“A YouTUBER.”
Potatoes and yams are "tubers." They are not "YouTubers," but there are jokes. "What do you call a potato that makes videos? A YouTUBER" was posted on Twitter by…
“The people who told you you don’t need guns and walls have surrounded themselves with…”
"Just remember, the people who told you that we don't need guns and walls have surrounded themselves by guns and walls" was posted on Twitter by Seattle Independent on January 18,…
“Why pay taxes when they can just print money?”
"Why pay taxes when they can just print money?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If the government could print money, then why pay taxes?" was printed in the…
“Why pay taxes when the government can just print money?”
"Why pay taxes when they can just print money?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If the government could print money, then why pay taxes?" was printed in the…
“I saw a microbiologist today. He was bigger than I imagined”
A "microbiologist" is not a very small biologist, but there are jokes. "I saw a microbiologist today, He was bigger than I imagined" was posted on Twitter by Pete on January 2,…
“Violence is the tool of the state. Knowledge and the mind are the tools of free people”
American author Llewellyn Harrison ("Lew") Rockwell wrote in "The Libertarian Paradox" on LewRockwell.com on July 24, 2013: "I will leave you with the final libertarian…
“What do you call someone who points out the obvious?”/“Someone who points out the obvious.”
A riddle was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on June 30, 2010: Q: What do you call someone who points out the obvious?A: Someone who points out the obvious. The joke originated on the Sickipedia…
“Always remember, the first four letters in ‘butter’ is where it’s gonna go”
"Remember: the first four letters in butter is where its gonna go:)" was posted on Twitter by Bellα Carinα on January 28, 2011. "Remember: The first four letters in BUTTER is where…
“Why pay taxes when you can just print money?”
"Why pay taxes when they can just print money?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If the government could print money, then why pay taxes?" was printed in the…
“‘Is Pepsi OK?’—World’s worst drug dealer”
Many diners ask for "coke" when they want a soda. If the establishment has Pepsi cola instead of Coca-Cola, a server usually asks, "Is Pepsi okay (as a substitute drink)?" Pepsi…
“I think someone’s been watering down my whiskey, but I don’t have the proof”
A joke about alcohol proof was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on February 24, 2021: "I think someone's been Watering down my Whiskey but I don't have the Proof." Wikipedia:…
“I refuse to work with compost. It’s degrading”
"I refuse to work with compost, it's degrading..." is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter by Martin ‘Vaccinated’ Williams on May 2, 2014. "I refuse to work with…
“A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep”
"A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A lion never loses sleep over the opinions of sheep" is a…
“A lion never loses sleep over the opinions of sheep”
"A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A lion never loses sleep over the opinions of sheep" is a…
“I had a dream that I was a mechanic who fixed wrecked cars. It was an auto body experience”
"Auto body experience" is a pun on "out-of-body-experience," and there are many jokes. "Did you hear about the clairvoyant who repaired his fender bender? He had an auto…