"I envy people who grow old gracefully. They age…

“Some people age like fine wine. Me? I aged like milk. I got sour and chunky” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.

“Women age like a fine wine, men age like milk: They turn sour and chunky. #truff” was posted on Twitter by AAAA on May 24, 2012. “Her: I’m like a fine wine, I get better with age. Me: I’m like a fine milk, I get chunky and sour with age” was posted on Twitter by WTFDAD on December 1, 2020.

“Some people age like a fine wine. I am aging like a fine milk. Chunky and sour” was posted on Twitter by Douglas Thew on December 14, 2020. “Some people age like a fine wine. I aged like milk. I got sour and chunky” was posted on Twitter by Dr. Parson Peeves on January 10, 2021. “Some people age like fine wine. Me? I aged like milk, I got sour and chunky” was posted on Twitter by BMK on January 15, 2021. This version was probably popularized on an image.

“I envy people who grow old gracefully. They age like fine wine. I’m aging like milk….Getting sour and chunky” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 27, 2021. “I envy people that grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine. I’m aging like milk… Getting sour and chunky” was posted on Twitter by Col on March 6, 2021. “I envy people who grow old gracefully, aging like a fine wine. I’m aging like milk, getting sour and chunky!” was posted on Twitter by Charles Richard Cosper Jr on March 7, 2021. “I read something recently - ‘I envy people who grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine. I’m aging like milk; getting sour and chunky’” was posted on Twitter by Susan “Vaccines Save Lives” on March 11, 2021.

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AAAA
@ACPokerz
Women age like a fine wine, men age like milk: They turn sour and chunky. #truff
4:56 PM · May 24, 2012·Twitter for Android

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Katie
@wayskatie
Do u ever look at yourself and wonder if you’re aging like wine or like milk (sour n chunky)
7:40 PM · Feb 1, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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Rocambolesco
@Rrrocambolesco
I thought I was gonna age like a fine wine, but I’m kinda chunky and getting a bit sour.. So, I’m aging more like milk and this is bullshit.
9:38 PM · Jan 14, 2016·Twitter for Android

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Dave Woodbury
@davewoodbury
My darling wife is like a fine wine, growing better with age. I, on the other hand, am like a fine milk, growing sour and chunky.
11:40 AM · Sep 5, 2016 from Nocona, TX·Twitter for iPhone

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Beags
@JennyBeags
SM: “I’m like a fine wine, better with age.”
CM: “I’m like 6 month old milk, chunky and a little sour.”
9:46 PM · Mar 7, 2019·Twitter for Android

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EJ
@ejj31979
Replying to @LeyaFalcon
You’re like a fine wine… you get better with age. Where as I age like milk, I get sour and chunky. LOL
5:02 PM · Oct 4, 2020 from Lansing, MI·Twitter for iPhone

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WTFDAD
@daddydoubts
Her: I’m like a fine wine, I get better with age.
Me: I’m like a fine milk, I get chunky and sour with age.
4:39 PM · Dec 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Douglas Thew
@theferrymanpoet
Some people age like a fine wine. I am aging like a fine milk. Chunky and sour.
2:10 PM · Dec 14, 2020·Twitter Web App

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♖Dr. Parson Peeves™♖
@ParsonPeeves
Some people age like a fine wine.
I aged like milk. I got sour and chunky.
4:37 PM · Jan 10, 2021·Twitter for Android

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BMK
@1stitch2gether7
Some people age like fine wine.
Me?
I aged like milk, I got sour and chunky.
8:13 PM · Jan 15, 2021·Twitter for Android

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Arthur Dent: Human Being-Third Class: Failed
@Arthur_in_Exile
Some people age like fine wine
Me?
I aged like milk: I got chunky and sour.
1:02 PM · Feb 25, 2021·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD February 27, 2021
I envy people who grow old gracefully.
They age like fine wine.
I’m aging like milk….
Getting sour and chunky.

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Col
@countcol
I envy people that grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine. I’m aging like milk…
Getting sour and chunky.
3:46 AM · Mar 6, 2021·Twitter for Android

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Charles Richard Cosper Jr
@cosper_jr
I envy people who grow old gracefully, aging like a fine wine.
I’m aging like milk, getting sour and chunky!
2:05 PM · Mar 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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99.5 KISS Rocks San Antonio
March 9, 2021 at 1:03 PM ·
I envy people who age
gracefully like a fine
wine.
I’m aging like
milk…getting sour and
chunky

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Susan “Vaccines Save Lives”
@sodaksusan
Replying to @WendySparrow
I read something recently - “I envy people who grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine. I’m aging like milk; getting sour and chunky.”
11:15 PM · Mar 11, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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Rhiannon Elizabeth Irons
@Ahlephia
I envy people who grow gracefully. They age like a fine wine.
I’m aging like milk; Getting chunky and sour.
6:31 AM · Mar 29, 2021·Twitter for Android

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{Masked} Matt Horn
@maxui
Some people age like fine wine.
I’m aging like milk.
Getting sour and chunky.
9:35 AM · Mar 31, 2021·Twitter for Android

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Blackragedc
@Blackragedc1
Some people get better with age, like a fine wine. Im getting old like milk ... becoming sour and chunky
GIF
6:02 PM · Apr 10, 2021·Twitter for Android

“I envy people who grow old gracefully. They age like fine wine. I’m aging like milk…”