“I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money”
"I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I was born to be rich, I can tell by the way i spend"…
Snownado (snow + tornado)
Entry in progress -- BP The Big LeadTexas Blizzard Has Now Produced a 'Snownado'By Ryan Phillips | Feb 15, 2021, 6:37 PM ESTThings are bad in Texas right now. There's a massive…
“Why is Europe like a frying pan?”/“Because it has Greece on the bottom.”
The nation of "Greece" is often used as a joke for the word "grease." "Why is a map of Turkey-in-Europe like a dripping pan? Because there is Greece at the bottom" was…
“What has to be broken before it can be used?”/“An egg.”
"Eggs as well as colts must be broken before they can be used" was printed in the Vermont Watchman & State Journal (Montpelier, VT) on May 9, 1883. "Why is an egg like a colt?…
“Why is a map of Turkey-in-Europe like a dripping pan?”/“Because there is Greece at the bottom.”
The nation of "Greece" is often used as a joke for the word "grease." "Why is a map of Turkey-in-Europe like a dripping pan? Because there is Greece at the bottom" was…
“Just trying to find the YEE to my HAW, and I keep finding the HELL to my NAW”
"Just trying to find the YEE to my HAW, and I keep finding the HELL to my NAW" is a jocular saying that has been printe on many images. "Just trying to find the yee to my haw, and I…
“What does a government do, once it has disarmed its populace? Anything it wants”
"What does a government do once it has disarmed its citizens? Anything/Whatever it wants" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed in many images, usually with a picture of Cuban…
“If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the Lamb of God…” (joke)
The Gospel of John calls Jesus the "Lamb of God." This is not connected to the nursery rhyme "Mary Had a Little Lamb," but there are jokes. "'Mary had a little lamb is…
Cousin Sally Ann (Confederate States of America)
The letters "U.S." (United States) have been personified by the fictional character of "Uncle Sam." The letters "C.S." (Confederate States) were personified by the…
“Normal cat ... Meow. Texan cat ... Meowdy”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/VERBERD February 14, 2021Normal cat .....Meow...Texan cat...... Meowdy...COMMENTSBentup85“... purrtner.”
“Lesson learned tonight: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts”
There is no goalie in the game of darts. People who try to stop darts from hitting a target could suffer great pain, but there are jokes about it. "There is no goalie in darts. #protip"…
“Who ate the first pies?”/“The pie oneers.”
"Pie-oneer" (pie + pioneer) is a jocular portmanteau word, usually used to describe a "first" involving a pie. "The old time pastry cooks have organized a pie-oneer…
“What is a seal’s favorite subject in school?”/“Art art art!”
A seal riddle was posted on Twitter by Kimberly Smith on October 27, 2010: Q: What is a seal's favorite subject in school?A: Art art! "What is a seals favourite subject? 'art,…
“I just shoveled 6 inches of global warming off my driveway”
Many people doubt "global warming" after a big or a late snowfall. "I just shoveled X inches of global warming off my driveway/sidewalk" is a popular trope. "Having just…
“The first clown to take a pie in the face was a pie-oneer”
"Pie-oneer" (pie + pioneer) is a jocular portmanteau word, usually used to describe a "first" involving a pie. "The old time pastry cooks have organized a pie-oneer…
“What does a government do once it has disarmed its citizens? Anything it wants”
"What does a government do once it has disarmed its citizens? Anything/Whatever it wants" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed in many images, usually with a picture of Cuban…
“What do you call a waffle’s evil twin?”/“Its alter Eggo.”
Eggo is a brand of frozen waffles. There is no "alter Eggo" (alter ego + Eggo), but there are jokes. "My Alter-Eggo is craving pancakes right about now. Maybe even fresh blueberry…
“Asking government to fix government is like asking cancer to cure cancer”
"Asking government to fix government is like asking cancer to cure cancer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Unfortunately asking government to fix itself is a lot…
“Maybe plants are farming us, supplying us with oxygen until we all die, then decompose”
"Maybe plants are farming us, supplying us with oxygen until we all die, then decompose in the ground and feed them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This thought -- the…
“Who were the first people to make pastries?”/“The pie-oneers.”
"Pie-oneer" (pie + pioneer) is a jocular portmanteau word, usually used to describe a "first" involving a pie. "The old time pastry cooks have organized a pie-oneer…