“Pork rinds are just meat popcorn”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“Join the 2 day challenge. No alcohol on February 30 and 31”
"Join the 3 day challenge. No alcohol on February 29, 30 and 31" (or in a leap year, "Join the 2 day challenge. No alcohol on February 30 and 31") is a jocular saying that has…
“If there is coconut milk, there is coconut cheese”
There is coconut milk, so many people believe that there should be coconut cheese. "I'd probably be down to just coconut milk - can you make coconut cheese?!" was posted on Twitter…
“What do crows drink in the morning?”/“Cawfee.”
"Random thought Do Crows drink CAWFEE?" was posted on Twitter by Jim Brenneman on October 26, 2010. "cawfee. its what crows drink" was posted on Twitter by rachel gibson on…
“How do you make a lemon puff?”/“Chase it round the garden.”
A lemon puff riddle is: Q: How do you make a lemon puff?A: Chase it round the garden. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2011. “How do you make a cheese puff?"/"Chase it…
“Start every phone call with, ‘My battery is almost dead’”
"Start every phone call with, 'My battery is almost dead.' That way you can hang up on them when you're bored" is a jocular piece of advice that has been printed on many…
“Bread is an edible sponge”
Bread is sometimes described as an "edible sponge" that soaks up butter, soup, gravy, sauce and more. "Bread: The Edible Sponge! (tm)" was posted on Twitter by punslingerr on…
“An old lady at the Indian restaurant said, ‘Aren’t you polite!’ It was my complimentary nan”
"Complementary naan" (free bread given out at an Indian restaurant) shouldn't be confused with "complimentary nan," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Ira…
“How do you get into college?”/“Through the door.”
"How do you get into college?" usually refers to being accepted at a college, but there are jokes. "'My son got into DeVry' 'what'd he have to do? Open the…
“Pork rinds are the popcorn of bacon”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“The only reason the government would outlaw body armor is to make it easier for them to kill you”
Governments often try to outlaw guns, but they also try to outlaw body armor as well. "The only reason the government would outlaw body armor is to make it easier for them to kill you. Change…
“Pork rinds are the popcorn of the pig world”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“Pork rinds are the popcorn of ham”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“The ugliness of ignorant ideas is BEAUTIFUL compared to the horror of everyone’s mouth sewn shut”
"The ugliness of ignorant ideas is BEAUTIFUL compared to the horror of everyone's mouth sewn shut" is an anti-censorship saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was…
“Rice cakes are edible styrofoam”
Do rice cards taste unpleasant, like eating cardboard or styrofoam? "Yo! Plain rice cakes are edible styrofoam! Yuck!" was posted on Twitter by Ja Rule’s resume on August 10, 2010.…
“Beef jerky is just edible leather”
Many people have compared beef jerky to leather. "beef jerky is leather soaked in salty beef soup for a hundred years" was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.poems on April 19, 1994.…
“People who walk fast are beyond me”
"People who walk fast are beyond me" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by alankemp (and others) on February 18, 2017. "People who walk fast are beyond me" was posted on…
“We don’t need metal detectors in Congress. We need lie detectors”
The 2021 storming of the United States Capitol resulted in new metal detectors in Congress. Many members of Congress objected to the inconvenience. "We don't need metal detectors in…
“For dinner, we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew. That rabbit, found Himalayan on the road”
"Tonight I'm having Himalayan Rabbit stew for supper because I found Himalayan in the road on the way home last night..... yum...." was posted on Twitter by Koolgrandpa on September…
“Roses are red, violets are blue. I own me and you own you”
The following poem was posted on Facebook by Kat Murti on February 14, 2019: "Roses are red. 🌹Violets are blue.🌸I own me. ✌🏼You own you. 💛Happy Valentine’s Day! 💋" An…