“How do you know when Dracula catches Coronavirus?”/“When he’s always coffin.”
A joke about Dracula (a literary character associated with vampires) and coffin (coughing) became popular in 2020 with the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic.
“How do you know when Dracula catches Coronavirus? When he’s always coffin” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 20, 2020. “How do you know when Dracula catches Covid-19? When he’s always coffin” was posted on Twitter by iwaseasymeat on September 20, 2020.
“Why did Dracula get tested for covid-19? Because of his coffin” was posted on Twitter by Neil on September 16, 2020. “Why did dracula get tested for covid-19? Because of his coffin” was posted on Twitter by A Raider in PA on November 16, 2020.
“Why isn’t Dracula allowed out during COVID? He’s always coffin” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on April 15, 2021. “Why is Dracula not allowed out during Covid ? He always coffin” was posted on Facebook on Jay-Are Bruce on April 15, 2021.
Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemic
The COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2), first identified in December 2019 in Wuhan, China. The outbreak was declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern in January 2020 and a pandemic in March 2020.
Wikipedia: Dracula
Dracula is an 1897 Gothic horror novel by Irish author Bram Stoker. It introduced the character of Count Dracula and established many conventions of subsequent vampire fantasy. The novel tells the story of Dracula’s attempt to move from Transylvania to England so that he may find new blood and spread the undead curse, and of the battle between Dracula and a small group of people led by Professor Abraham Van Helsing.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/mykeuk March 20, 2020
How do you know when Dracula catches Coronavirus?
When he’s always coffin
Twitter
Neil
@NeilsArsenal
Why did Dracula get tested for covid-19?
Because of his coffin
9:44 AM · Sep 16, 2020·Twitter Web App
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A Raider in PA
@ChetraiderATL
Why did dracula get tested for covid-19?
Because of his coffin
5:01 PM · Sep 19, 2020·Twitter Web App
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iwaseasymeat
@iwaseasymeat
Replying to @immrylee and @im__rylee
How do you know when Dracula catches Covid-19?
When he’s always coffin
9:35 AM · Sep 20, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Xavier ⛈
@_thebestjuan
Replying to @_thebestjuan
Why did Dracula get tested for covid?
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Because he was coffin
12:00 PM · Oct 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Justine Stellmaker
@justinestell
Here’s a joke I made up before practice for you to enjoy:
Why did Dracula think he had COVID?
He was coffin
10:14 PM · Oct 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Himmy Butler
@IsaiahC__53
Aye don’t unfollow me ...
How did the doctors know Dracula had COVID ?.... Because of his coffin
12:18 PM · Oct 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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SynT
@sukijinsui
How did we know that dracula had covid?
We could tell by his coffin
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Syn
@sukijinsui
· Oct 24, 2020
GUYS I HAVE A JOKE
12:40 PM · Oct 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Spencer
@WowItsSpencer
How did they know Dracula had Covid?....because of his coffin
12:40 PM · Oct 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Disgruntled 49ers Fan
@Markatron_
How did the doctor know Dracula had the Coronavirus?
It’s because he kept coffin!
10:53 PM · Oct 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Paul
@Paulondrumz
Halloween Joke:
How did they know Dracula had COVID?
Because of his coffin.
1:21 PM · Oct 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Eat_Errrday
@Eat_Errrday
How did they know Dracula had covid?
Because of his coffin.
8:00 AM · Oct 29, 2020·Twitter Web App
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A Raider in PA
@ChetraiderATL
Why did dracula get tested for covid-19?
Because of his coffin
4:57 PM · Nov 16, 2020·Twitter Web App
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HTubeofficial
@HTubeofficial
How do you know Dracula had COVID…...
Because of his coffin Eyes
#mondaythoughts #JokeoftheDay #smile
5:40 PM · Nov 16, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Category 5
@HurricaneZeros
Dracula must have Covid….you know…. because of the Coffin.
GIF
2:25 PM · Nov 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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P¡ll0w Príncës$
@_ASAPSAVAGE_
How did Dracula know he had COVID?
From his coffin
12:58 AM · Nov 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Thor
@mario_asap10
How did they know Dracula had Covid ? Because of his coffin LOL
10:29 PM · Dec 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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NecieNecie
@Necieeeeeeee
Joke of the day
How did they know Dracula had COVID??
: Because of his Coffin
11:30 AM · Dec 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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mariana Z
@mariana057
How did they know Dracula had Covid? Because of his coffin… I’ll see myself out…
12:23 PM · Jan 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Em
@emma_sharplesx
Replying to @bones_giles
How do you know when Dracula catches Coronavirus?
When he’s always coffin
4:39 PM · Jan 20, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Lauren Kilbourn
@SquishyMarsupia
Hey guys, why did Dracula’s wife make him get a COVID test? Because of all the coffin! (Thank you, I’ll be here all week.)
7:10 PM · Jan 27, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Bayi
@Gerald_Huggins
Replying to @Gerald_Huggins
“How did they know Dracula had COVID?”
“Because of his coffin…”
1:44 PM · Feb 6, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Sheldonoscopy
@CCBenji
“how did they know Dracula had COVID?”
“how?”
“because of his coffin”
9:20 AM · Feb 20, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Spike Spiegel
@drewxmed
Dracula loves COVID cuz of the coffin
8:43 PM · Feb 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Paola
@_PaolaM18
Replying to @_PaolaM18
How did they know Dracula had covid?
-Because of his coffin ...
11:18 PM · Mar 21, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Cameron
@DrCool_69
Dracula couldn’t tell he had covid. He’s always coffin
9:28 AM · Apr 5, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Castlevania Dracula
@CastlevaniaDra1
How do we know Dracula died from covid?
His coffin
8:42 AM · Apr 10, 2021·Twitter for Android
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SpanishKash
@SpanishKash_
Why did Dracula get the covid test? Because he was coffin.
8:20 AM · Apr 12, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/dazeyderp April 15, 2021
Why isn’t Dracula allowed out during COVID?
He’s always coffin
Facebook
Jay-Are Bruce
April 15, 2021 at 9:48 PM ·
Why is Dracula not allowed out during Covid ?
He always coffin.