“What do you call a vegan chicken strip?”/“A chicken pretender.”
There are "chicken tenders," and many people believe that vegan chicken strips should be called "chicken pretenders." "I want to start a line of vegan chicken tenders just…
“Are you a cajun chef? Cause I wanna bayou dinner”
"Bayou" sounds like "buy you." "can i 'bayou' dinner?" was posted on Twitter by John Smallbearings on July 16, 2011. "I'd like to bayou dinner and…
“Vegan chicken tenders should be called chicken pretenders”
There are "chicken tenders," and many people believe that vegan chicken strips should be called "chicken pretenders." "I want to start a line of vegan chicken tenders just…
“Sweet nothings imply the existence of bitter everythings, salty somethings and umami anythings”
"Sweet nothings" have nothing to do with food or taste, but there are jokes. "The existence of sweet nothings implies the existence of Sour nothings, Salty nothings, Bitter nothings…
“Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met?”/“Because he couldn’t resistor.”
Entry in progress -- BP Google Groups: alt.humor.punsHalloween Puns of the Weak 10/26/01Stan KegelOct 27, 2001, 12:27:02 AM(...)Why was there an electric spark between Frankenstein and his bride?He…
“The Chicago style hot dog implies the existence of the MLA style hot dog”
The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…
“An after-dinner speech—‘Check, please’”
"Check, please!" is what a restaurant diner tells a waiter or waitress. The diner is finished eating and wants to pay for the meal. "Check, please" was printed in The…
Big Apple (football play at Davidson College, 1937)
During the national "Big Apple" dance craze of 1937, a "Big Apple" football play was developed at Davidson College (Davidson, NC) under head football coach Gene McEver…
Big Apple (football play at Davidson College, 1937)
During the national "Big Apple" dance craze of 1937, a "Big Apple" football play was developed at Davidson College (Davidson, NC) under head football coach Gene McEver…
Big Apple Restaurant (Asheville, NC, 1957-1991)
The Big Apple Restaurant existed at 573 Swannanoa River Road in Asheville, North Carolina, from 1957 to 1991. From 1957 until about 1963, it was called the Big Apple Drive-In. The "Big…
“When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell life you want coffee”
"When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell life/them you want coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying,…
“When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell them you want coffee”
"When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell life/them you want coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying,…
Big Apple Restaurant (Asheville, NC, 1957-1991)
The Big Apple Restaurant existed at 573 Swannanoa River Road in Asheville, North Carolina, from 1957 to 1991. From 1957 until about 1963, it was called the Big Apple Drive-In. The "Big…
“If you can’t tell by now that society is being programmed, you’ve been perfectly programmed”
"If you can’t tell by now that society is being programmed, then you’ve been perfectly programmed" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "IF YOU CAN’T TELL BY…
“Check, please!” (restaurant saying)
"Check, please!" is what a restaurant diner tells a waiter or waitress. The diner is finished eating and wants to pay for the meal. "Check, please" was printed in The…
“An informed citizen will always be the biggest threat to the system”
"An informed citizen will always be the biggest threat to the system" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "well a Informed citizen is the biggest threat to elected…
“The government is just a business with no incentive to deliver agreed upon services…”
"The government is just a business with no incentive to deliver agreed upon services because their customers pay them under threat of incarceration" (shown on an image) was posted on…
“Nachos are just chip salad”
Many people have referred tp nachos as (tortilla) chip salad. "At my house..we call this 'Chip Salad.' Whatever works, right..? #nachos" was posted on Twitter by Ali Meyer on…
“What does an electrical engineer have for breakfast?”/“An ohmelette.”
"Ohmelette" (ohm + omelette) is a term used in a few riddles. "what does an electrical engineer have for breakfast? Ohm-lets" was posted on Twitter by Kattab on September 10,…
“What does an electrician have for breakfast?”/“An ohmelette.”
"Ohmelette" (ohm + omelette) is a term used in a few riddles. "what does an electrical engineer have for breakfast? Ohm-lets" was posted on Twitter by Kattab on September 10,…