“Hot as fuque” or “Hõte ás fuqùe” (“hot as fuck”)
"Hõte ás fuqùe" or "hot as fuque" is a fancier way to say "hot as fuck" (very hot). "Today was a good hair day, despite it being hot as fuque outside" was…
“This ain’t no regular heat…this high class heat…bitch it’s hõte ás fuqùe”
"Hõte ás fuqùe" or "hot as fuque" is a fancier way to say "hot as fuck" (very hot). "Today was a good hair day, despite it being hot as fuque outside" was…
“Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf”
"Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf" (or "Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf”
"Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf" (or "Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“The gas comin’ out of our cows ain’t near as dangerous as the BS out of our politicians”
"The gas comin’ out of our cows ain’t near as dangerous as the BS (bullshit) comin’ out of our politicians" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "THE GAS…
“If you don’t pile your cabbage correctly, heads will roll”
"Heads will roll" usually refers to the heads of people (and getting rid of these people from an organization), but there are heads of cabbage jokes. "If you don't pile your…
“While at the grocery store, be careful not to knock over the cabbage display. Heads will roll”
"Heads will roll" usually refers to the heads of people (and getting rid of these people from an organization), but there are heads of cabbage jokes. "If you don't pile your…
“When life gives you lemons, make whiskey sours”
"When life gives you lemons, make whiskey sours" and "When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour. For God's sake, we're adults now, people" are jocular sayings…
“When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour. For God’s sake, we’re adults now, people”
"When life gives you lemons, make whiskey sours" and "When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour. For God's sake, we're adults now, people" are jocular sayings…
“Growing your own food is like printing your own money”
"Growing your own food is like printing your own money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The line was said by Los Angeles-based fashion designer and "guerilla…
“Gun control is the belief that becoming a victim is morally superior to defending yourself”
"Gun Control? Oh yes, the theory that becoming a victim is somehow morally superior to defending yourself & your family. Makes perfect sense" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed…
“Gun control? Oh yes, the theory that becoming a victim is morally superior to defending yourself”
"Gun Control? Oh yes, the theory that becoming a victim is somehow morally superior to defending yourself & your family. Makes perfect sense" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed…
“Support the country you live in or live in the country you support”
"Support the country you live in or live in the country you support" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Words of Wisdom: 'Support the…
“Stop killing wild turkeys to make whiskey” (fake protest sign)
"Stop killing aligators to make Gatoraid" (misspelling "alligators" and "Gatorade") is a jocular -- but fake -- protest sign that has been printed on many images. The…
“Gun Control: the theory that becoming a victim is somehow morally superior to defending yourself”
"Gun Control? Oh yes, the theory that becoming a victim is somehow morally superior to defending yourself & your family. Makes perfect sense" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed…
“Stop killing crocodiles to make Crocs” (fake protest sign)
"Stop killing aligators to make Gatoraid" (misspelling "alligators" and "Gatorade") is a jocular -- but fake -- protest sign that has been printed on many images. The…
“I’m not saying I’m a bad cook, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?”
Pasta doesn't cook in a toaster, but there are jokes about it. "I'm not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster? http://bit.ly/ZO993o via…
“Stop killing doves to make Dove soap” (fake protest sign)
"Stop killing aligators to make Gatoraid" (misspelling "alligators" and "Gatorade") is a jocular -- but fake -- protest sign that has been printed on many images. The…
“Some people wouldn’t know tyranny if it covered their faces, locked them in their homes…”
"Some people wouldn't know tyranny if it covered their faces, locked them in their homes, enacted the biggest wealth transfer in history, censored them, made them show papers and force…
“How do pastors make orange juice?”/“They pulpit.”
"Pulpit" shouldn't be confused with "pulp it," but there are jokes. "How do preachers make orange juice? Pulpit" was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on April…