“Working from 9 to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working 9 to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working 9 to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“The problem with being single is it’s always my turn to do the dishes!”
"The problem/trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes the worst part about…
“The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes”
"The problem/trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes the worst part about…
“The guy who robbed a health spa jumped on a scale and got a weigh”
"Got away" shouldn't be confused with "got a weigh," but there are jokes. "Bill jumped on a scale and got a weigh" was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Daily Times…
“I love food more than I love people”
"I love food more than I love people" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "I love food more than I like people. It's not even close" was posted on…
“I’m pretty sure I like food more than people”
"I love food more than I love people" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "I love food more than I like people. It's not even close" was posted on…
“They did not isolate a virus. They isolated you”
"They did not isolate a virus. They isolated you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to COVID-19 (coronavirus). "They did not isolate a virus. They…
“Some people won’t try bacon for religious reasons. I won’t try religion for bacon reasons”
"Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. “@CheThinks: Some people…
“It’s Friday! Just look busy until it’s time for wine”
"It’s Friday! Just look busy until it’s time for wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s Friday! Just look busy until it’s time for wine! ~Sassy…
“Working from nine to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Rise and wine” (“Rise & wine”)
"Rise and wine" ("Rise & wine") -- a pun on "rise and shine" -- is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. There was a JoJo's Rise and Wine at…
“If you forgot the wine, go home”
"If you forgot the wine, go home" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "if you forgot the wine, you can just go home now!" was posted on Twitter by…
“I’m outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio”
"I'm outdoorsy. I drink (my) wine on my/the patio" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like to drink wine on my patio" was…
“I’m outdoorsy. I drink wine on the porch”
"I'm outdoorsy. I drink (my) wine on the porch" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm outdoorsy, as in, I like to sit on my porch and drink wine…
“The other day, I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash…” (joke)
"Muscle" shouldn't be confused with "mussel," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Barry Mulligan on February 12, 2021: "The other day I saw a guy…
“Two slices of bread got married. The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast”
"If slices of bread got married, chaos might ensue at the wedding reception when the best man says, 'i'd like to make a toast.' #ScottBlick" was posted on Twitter by…
“Red lips and wine sips”
"Red lips and wine sips" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that women ("red lips") like wine, and that both together express…
“Bagels are just bread jerky”
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…