“Why did the tomato blush?”/“Because it saw the salad dressing.”
Q: Why did the lobster blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing! "Lobster blush" jokes date to at least 1876; "the lobster blushed because he saw the salad dressing" jokes…
“What does gum and gun have in common?”/“Pull it out in class and everyone wants to be your friend”
"The similarity between a pack of gum and a gun is that people want to be your friend when you pull it out" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February 8, 2020. "What do gum…
“I trust the government to lie about everything”
"I trust the government to lie about everything" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I trust the government (to lie about everything)" was posted on Twitter by…
“I’m glad it’s not snowing. I would hate to shovel snow in this heat”
A popular heat joke is of unknown authorship. "I hope it doesn't snow today...I mean, wouldn't you hate to shovel snow in this heat?" was posted on Twitter by Travis Moody on…
“Corks are for quitters”
"Corks are for quitters" (such as when someone corks a wine bottle that is not finished) is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Corks are for quitters"…
“Pastranomy: the study of meats cured by moonlight”
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
Pastranomy (pastrami + astronomy)
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
Pastranomi (pastrami + astronomy)
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
“Wine corks are for quitters”
"Corks are for quitters" (such as when someone corks a wine bottle that is not finished) is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Corks are for quitters"…
“Who, What, When, Where…Wine!”
"Who, What, When, Where...Wine!" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "The most memorable meals always have more than great food. There's also the…
Pastronomi (pastrami + astronomy)
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
“Decaf is broken coffee”
"Decaf? You mean broken coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like decaf coffee. "RT @FlamingFapper DECAF is broken coffee" was…
“Decaf? You mean broken coffee”
"Decaf? You mean broken coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like decaf coffee. "RT @FlamingFapper DECAF is broken coffee" was…
Pastronomy (pastrami + astronomy)
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
“Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend”
"Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend" and "Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy" are pro-gun sayings. "Registration always Precedes Confiscation! ANYONE…
Pfatality (Pfizer + fatality)
"Pfatality" (Pfizer + fatality) is a portmanteau that some have used when attributing a cause of death to the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine. "We can pfinally say pfarewell to the pfatal…
“Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy”
"Anyone trying to disarm you is not your friend" and "Anyone trying to disarm you is your enemy" are pro-gun sayings. "Registration always Precedes Confiscation! ANYONE…
“What is the saddest cheese?”/“Bleu cheese.”
A popular blue cheese riddle is: Q: What is the saddest cheese?A: Bleu/Blue cheese. "Bleu Cheese is the saddest cheese of all" was posted on Twitter by Kim #CherCrew on March 24, 2011.…
“What is the saddest cheese?”/“Prov-alone.”
"Provolone" cheese doesn't have the word "alone" in it, but one riddle is: Q: What is the saddest cheese?A: Prov-alone. "Provolone really is the saddest cheese"…
“What is the saddest cheese?”/“Blue cheese.”
A popular blue cheese riddle is: Q: What is the saddest cheese?A: Bleu/Blue cheese. "Bleu Cheese is the saddest cheese of all" was posted on Twitter by Kim #CherCrew on March 24, 2011.…