“This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch”
There is no Scotch whisky in scotch tape, but there are jokes. "Scotch tape doesn't taste like scotch. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT" was posted on Twitter by Joey Headset on February 2,…
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“The plans for a paperless office looked really good…on paper”
To "look good on paper" means to look good in theory, but not necessarily in practice. The phrase doesn't always involve actual paper, but there are jokes. "The 'Paperless…
“As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I’m sure of…. it will be misspelled”
"As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I’m sure of...it will be misspelled and have no punctuation" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "As I…
“Chess was the first game to have gender-fluid pieces. Pawns can become queens or knights”
In the game of chess, a pawn that reaches the eighth rank can be promoted to a knight, bishop rook or queen. In this sense, a pawn can be described as "gender-fluid." "pawns are…
“Binary stars imply the existence of non-binary stars”
"Binary stars imply that there's an non-binary star" was posted on Twitter by Allison on October 15, 2020. "binary stars imply the existence of nonbinary stars" was posted…
“Leaves are falling. Coffee is calling”
"Leaves are falling. Coffee is calling" is an autumn saying that has been printed on many images. "The Leaves Are Falling... My Coffee Is Calling!" (shown on an image) was…
“Leaves are falling and pumpkin spice is calling”
"Leaves are falling. Coffee is calling" is an autumn saying that has been printed on many images. "The Leaves Are Falling... My Coffee Is Calling!" (shown on an image) was…
“The leaves are falling and the coffee is calling”
"Leaves are falling. Coffee is calling" is an autumn saying that has been printed on many images. "The Leaves Are Falling... My Coffee Is Calling!" (shown on an image) was…
“The leaves are falling. My coffee is calling”
"Leaves are falling. Coffee is calling" is an autumn saying that has been printed on many images. "The Leaves Are Falling... My Coffee Is Calling!" (shown on an image) was…
“Leaves are falling. Pumpkin spice lattes are calling”
"Leaves are falling. Coffee is calling" is an autumn saying that has been printed on many images. "The Leaves Are Falling... My Coffee Is Calling!" (shown on an image) was…
“Leaves are falling. Pumpkin is calling”
"Leaves are falling. Coffee is calling" is an autumn saying that has been printed on many images. "The Leaves Are Falling... My Coffee Is Calling!" (shown on an image) was…
“Leaves are falling. Pumpkins are calling”
"Leaves are falling. Coffee is calling" is an autumn saying that has been printed on many images. "The Leaves Are Falling... My Coffee Is Calling!" (shown on an image) was…
“Sometimes I post shit just to see whose head explodes”
"SOMETIMES I POST SHIT JUST TO SEE WHOSE HEAD EXPLODES" (shown on an image credited to "googleme420") was posted on Twitter by Phil on April 9, 2019. The meme probably…
“Sometimes I tweet shit just to see whose head explodes”
"SOMETIMES I POST SHIT JUST TO SEE WHOSE HEAD EXPLODES" (shown on an image credited to "googleme420") was posted on Twitter by Phil on April 9, 2019. The meme probably…
“Stop animal testing! They get really nervous and give the wrong answers”
"Tests conducted on animals" is not the same as "animals taking tests," but there are jokes. "STOP ANIMAL TESTING -- They get all nervous and give the wrong answers"…
“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two margaritas usually do”
"Two wrongs don't make a/it right, but two margaritas usually do" is a margarita saying that has been printed on many images. "Two wrongs don't make a right. But two…
“May your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee”
"May your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "May your morning coffee give you the…
“I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads”
"I know a lot of very clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over peoples heads" was posted on Twitter by BIG_BEAR_F1 on September 7, 2010. "I know a lot of…
“I know a lot of clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads”
"I know a lot of very clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over peoples heads" was posted on Twitter by BIG_BEAR_F1 on September 7, 2010. "I know a lot of…
“Two wrongs don’t make it right, but two margaritas usually do”
"Two wrongs don't make a/it right, but two margaritas usually do" is a margarita saying that has been printed on many images. "Two wrongs don't make a right. But two…