“Unlike men, a margarita hits the spot every time”
Many liquid refreshments "hit the post" (satisfy thirst). "Pepsi-Cola hits the spot. Twelve full ounces -- that's a lot" is a 1940s jingle. The spot isn't the G-spot,…
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“Perhaps they are not stars in the sky, but rather openings where our loved ones shine down”
"Perhaps they are not stars in the sky, but rather openings where our loved ones shine down to let us know they are happy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Perhaps…
BFD (Black Friday Deal)
"BFD" usually stands for "Big Fucking Deal." A "Black Friday" version of "BFD" is "Black Friday Deal." "Ha -- local indie computer place has…
“u believe in stars? fool. those are the holes poked in the container so we can breathe”
"What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "u believe in stars? fool.…
“Puréed soup is just a hot vegetable smoothie”
Soup has been compared to a vegetable smoothie. "RT @NowGamer_Dan: FF VII's Aeris once supposed that soup is actually just a hot vegetable smoothie. She was killed for this…
“What if they’re not stars? What if they’re holes poked in the top of a container so we can breathe”
"What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "u believe in stars? fool.…
“Blended soup is just a hot vegetable smoothie”
Soup has been compared to a vegetable smoothie. "RT @NowGamer_Dan: FF VII's Aeris once supposed that soup is actually just a hot vegetable smoothie. She was killed for this…
“What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so we can breathe”
"What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "u believe in stars? fool.…
“What if they’re not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe”
"What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "u believe in stars? fool.…
“Soup is just a hot vegetable smoothie”
Soup has been compared to a vegetable smoothie. "RT @NowGamer_Dan: FF VII's Aeris once supposed that soup is actually just a hot vegetable smoothie. She was killed for this…
“This is it, Charlie Brown, if you vote one more time, there will be real change!”
"This is it, Charlie Brown, if you vote one more time, there will be real change!" (a Peanuts comic strip) is printed on many images. Lucy holds a football for Charlie Brown to kick it.…
“Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project. I know I did my part”
"Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project. I know I did my part right, but I’m scared y’all messed it up" is a political saying that has been…
“Unsalted saltines should just be called plaintines”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
“Unsalted Saltines should be called Justines”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
“Unsalted saltines should just be called unsaltines”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
“Unsalted saltines should just be called ines”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
“Unsalted saltine crackers should not exist”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
“A new study has shown that the best time to brew a pot of coffee is right freaking now”
"A new study has shown that the best time to brew a pot of coffee is right freaking now" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "A new study has shown that the…
“You can’t make half a sandwich”
On the American television sitcom The Big Bang Theory, the episode "The Guitarist Amplification" that originally aired on November 9, 2009, the character Sheldon Cooper (actor Jim…
“You can’t make a half sandwich. If it’s not half of a whole sandwich, it’s just a small s.”
On the American television sitcom The Big Bang Theory, the episode "The Guitarist Amplification" that originally aired on November 9, 2009, the character Sheldon Cooper (actor Jim…