“Women are like bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men”

“Women are like bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men” and “Women are like bacon: We look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you” are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.
 
“Women are like bacon: I can’t get enough, they smell nice, and the really hot ones burn me” was posted on Twitter by Bryan #BlackLivesMatter Maynard on February 18, 2011. “Women are like bacon. They smell amazing, taste fantastic, and they will kill you. Slowly. But I don’t mind, cuz i’m hungry” was posted on Twitter by J Chris Newberg on March 20, 2012. “Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we’re pigs” was posted on Twitter by Kelkulus on June 28, 2012. “Women are like bacon, they look good, smell good, taste good, and they will kill you slowly. #sickipedia” was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on July 18, 2013.
   
“Women are like bacon. We smell good, we taste good, and we will kill you slowly” was posted on Twitter by Candyse Crabtree on August 28, 2013. “Women are like bacon: We look good, we smell good,  we taste good, and we will slowly kill you” (shown on an ecard by Sassyecards) was posted on Twitter by Laze Blog on December 9, 2013. “Women are like bacon: We look good, we smell good,  we taste good, and we will slowly kill you” (shown on an ecard by ROTTENeCARDS) was posted on Twitter by girl_hula on December 9, 2013.
   
“WOMEN ARE LIKE BACON. THEY LOOK GOOD, SMELL GOOD, TASTE GOOD AND SLOWLY KILL MEN” (shown on an image) was posted on Reddit—Funny on December 12, 2013, and on 9GAG on December 13, 2013.
 
   
Twitter       
Bryan #BlackLivesMatter Maynard
@bsgbryan
Women are like bacon: I can’t get enough, they smell nice, and the really hot ones burn me
1:44 PM · Feb 18, 2011
   
Twitter
Andi Jarzombek
@AndiJarzombek
“women are like bacon” @ChronoCole
“they taste delicious” #zacbaker @Carly_Rae93
12:07 PM · Apr 4, 2011
   
Twitter
J Chris Newberg
@thechrisarmy
Women are like bacon. They smell amazing, taste fantastic, and they will kill you. Slowly. But I don’t mind, cuz i’m hungry.
9:47 AM · Mar 20, 2012
   
Twitter
Jonny Drama
@JonnyKings
Women are like bacon. They look good, they smell good, they taste good (no sexual pun intended) but mostly they’re just bad for your heart.
11:57 PM · Apr 12, 2012
   
Twitter
Kelkulus
@kelkulus
Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly.
Men are like bacon because we’re pigs.
4:48 PM · Jun 28, 2012
   
Twitter
HumorHive
@HumorHive
Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because they’re pigs.
2:02 PM · Jun 2, 2013
   
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Women are like bacon, they look good, smell good, taste good, and they will kill you slowly.
#sickipedia
1:19 PM · Jul 18, 2013
   
Twitter
milk
@miilkkk
Women are like bacon: They look good, They smell good, They taste good, And they will kill you slowly
7:54 PM · Jul 19, 2013
     
Twitter
Candyse Crabtree
@Candyse_B
Women are like bacon. We smell good, we taste good, and we will kill you slowly.
4:55 PM · Aug 28, 2013
 
Twitter
Alaskan Dude
@Alaskan_Dude
Women are like bacon
(The following text is shown on an ecard by SnarkEcards.—ed)
Women are like bacon. They look
good, they smell good,
they taste good,
and they will
kill you
slowly.
2:53 PM · Nov 19, 2013
   
Twitter
Mar
@maridelscake
Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you!
7:48 AM · Nov 26, 2013
   
Twitter
~NöcTüRnål~
@marshawaza
RT @notenoughwine: Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you
10:25 AM · Nov 27, 2013
   
Twitter
Laze Blog
@LazeBlog
Women are like bacon -  http://lazeblog.com/funny-memes/women-are-like-bacon/
(The following text is shown on an ecard by Sassyecards.—ed.)
Women are like bacon: We look
good, we smell good,
we taste good, and we
will slowly kill you.
8:56 AM · Dec 9, 2013
   
Twitter
girl_hula
@girl_hula
Women are like bacon…..
(The following text is shown on an ecard by ROTTENeCARDS.—ed.)
Women are like bacon: We look good,
we smell good, we taste good, and we
will slowly kill you.
11:59 PM · Dec 9, 2013
     
Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/something_something1 December 12, 2013
Women Are Like Bacon
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WOMEN ARE LIKE BACON
THEY LOOK GOOD, SMELL GOOD, TASTE
GOOD AND SLOWLY KILL MEN
 
Twitter
Јурук
@juruk
Women are like bacon
http://i.imgur.com/WUaQxSH.jpg
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WOMEN ARE LIKE BACON
THEY LOOK GOOD, SMELL GOOD, TASTE
GOOD AND SLOWLY KILL MEN
3:56 PM · Dec 12, 2013
 
9GAG
timhortonspls
Posted 13 Dec 13
Women are like bacon
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WOMEN ARE LIKE BACON
THEY LOOK GOOD, SMELL GOOD, TASTE
GOOD AND SLOWLY KILL MEN
 
Twitter
Matt AW
@matt_aw_
#Women are like #Bacon 😄
(The following text is shown on an ecard by ROTTENeCARDS.—ed.)
Women are like bacon: We look good,
we smell good, we taste good, and we
will slowly kill you.
7:11 AM · Mar 11, 2014 from Rotherham, England
 
Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/tommyfun May 15, 2014
Women Are like bacon….
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WOMEN ARE LIKE BACON
THEY LOOK GOOD, SMELL GOOD, TASTE
GOOD AND SLOWLY KILL MEN
       
Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
Women are like bacon…
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WOMEN ARE LIKE BACON
THEY LOOK GOOD, SMELL GOOD, TASTE
GOOD AND SLOWLY KILL MEN
11:00 PM · Sep 23, 2014
         
Twitter
G J
@GJDCUSA
”@42_Heather: Women are like #bacon ” think I have to agree with this…
(The following text is shown on an ecard by ROTTENeCARDS.—ed.)
Women are like bacon: We look good,
we smell good, we taste good, and we
will slowly kill you.
7:21 PM · Nov 10, 2014
 
Twitter
Zola Hashatsi ka Motsiri
@zola_hashatsi
Women are like bacon…
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Women are like bacon: We look good,
we smell good, we taste good, and we
will slowly kill you.
5:38 AM · Mar 10, 2015
 
Twitter
MacCocktail (Mastodon: @MacCocktail@zirk.us)
@MacCocktail
Women are like bacon…
#BaconDay
(The following text is shown on an ecard.—ed.)
Women are like bacon: We look good,
we smell good, we taste good, and we
will slowly kill you.
5:09 PM · Dec 30, 2015
 
Google Books
What is wrong with you?
A collection of my Facebook status updates
By Kevin Shadow-Walker
Lulu.com
2017
Pg.
Girlfriend: Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bassampp May 22, 2017
Women are like bacon
They smell good, look good, taste good, but slowly kill men.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/sprucejuce1 September 27, 2017
Women are like bacon.
They look good, they smell good, they taste good, and they slowly kill you.
     
Twitter
MacCocktail (Mastodon: @MacCocktail@zirk.us)
@MacCocktail
Women are like bacon…
#BaconDay
(The following text is shown on an ecard.—ed.)
Women are like bacon: We look good,
we smell good, we taste good, and we
will slowly kill you.
10:47 AM · Dec 30, 2017
 
Reddit—Boomerhumour
Posted by u/Wearst67 August 19, 2019
“Women are like bacon”
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WOMEN ARE LIKE BACON: WE LOOK GOOD,
WE SMELL GOOD, WE TASTE GOOD, AND
WE WILL SLOWLY KILL YOU.
       
Twitter
🖤K🖤
@gymlifeanimal
Women are like bacon…
We look good
We smell good
We taste good
And you can never get enough of us.
12:56 AM · Oct 18, 2019
 
Google Books
The Mystery of the Tea Cup Quilt
(A Cozy Mystery)
By Jodi Allen Brice
Guardian Ink LLC
2022
Pg. ?:
In that moment, I glanced down at my faded jeans shorts and old pink T-shirt with the words “Women are like Bacon. We look good, taste good, but will slowly kill you.”
     
New Jersey Globe
Middle-aged frat house candidate runs for South Amoy mayor
Democrat Brian McLaughlin didn’t fully comprehend meaning of some memes he posted on social media
By David Wildstein, April 29 2022 6:26 pm
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Another says that “women are like bacon: they look good, smell good, taste good, and slowly kill men.”  McLaughlin posted that in 2013 and again in 2019.
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
WOMEN ARE LIKE BACON. THEY LOOK GOOD, SMELL GOOD, TASTE GOOD AND SLOWLY KILL MEN
7:19 PM · Jan 10, 2023