“The existence of unsalted saltines suggests the existence of salted unsaltines”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
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“It’s impossible to make half a sandwich”
On the American television sitcom The Big Bang Theory, the episode "The Guitarist Amplification" that originally aired on November 9, 2009, the character Sheldon Cooper (actor Jim…
“I gave my freedom away to get my freedom back and I’m still not free and it’s all your fault”
"I gave my freedom away to get my freedom back and I'm still not free and it's all your fault" (or "I gave up my freedom to get my freedom back and I'm still not free…
“I gave up my freedom to get my freedom back and I’m still not free and it’s all your fault”
"I gave my freedom away to get my freedom back and I'm still not free and it's all your fault" (or "I gave up my freedom to get my freedom back and I'm still not free…
“The minus sign ran for office to make a difference”
Many politicians state that they ran for political office "to make a difference." There's a math pun about that. "Why did the minus sign run for office? To make a…
“Why did the minus sign run for office?”/“To make a difference.”
Many politicians state that they ran for political office "to make a difference." There's a math pun about that. "Why did the minus sign run for office? To make a…
“Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no real harm”
"Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no real harm" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no…
“Coffee should come in four sizes: small, medium, large and Monday”
Many people need a lot of coffee to get through a Monday. "@ZipcarBoston: Coffee should come in small, medium, large & Monday" was posted on Twitter by Amy Wielgos on July 29, 2013.…
“Coffee now comes in five sizes: small, medium, large, extra large and Monday morning”
Many people need a lot of coffee to get through a Monday. "@ZipcarBoston: Coffee should come in small, medium, large & Monday" was posted on Twitter by Amy Wielgos on July 29, 2013.…
“No Noise November. Everyone shut up”
"No Noise November. Everyone shut up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "No Noise November. Everyone shut up" was posted on Twitter by Mak…
“I just need to see a few more campaign ads and then I think I’ll be ready to make a final decision”
"I just need to see a few more campaign ads and then I think I'll be ready to make a final decision. Said no one ever" is a jocular political saying that has been printed on many…
“No Noise November. Everybody shut the fuck up”
"No Noise November. Everyone shut up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "No Noise November. Everyone shut up" was posted on Twitter by Mak…
“No Noise November. Everybody shut up”
"No Noise November. Everyone shut up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "No Noise November. Everyone shut up" was posted on Twitter by Mak…
“No Noise November. Everyone shut the fuck up”
"No Noise November. Everyone shut up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "No Noise November. Everyone shut up" was posted on Twitter by Mak…
“Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purdy mouth”
"Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purdy/purty mouth" is a jocular Southern saying that has been printed on many signs. "Posted by: jonbradley in Email - Trespassers…
“Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purty mouth”
"Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purdy/purty mouth" is a jocular Southern saying that has been printed on many signs. "Posted by: jonbradley in Email - Trespassers…
“Happiness is not having to set the alarm for the next day”
"Happiness is not having to set an/the/your alarm for the next day" is a work (or non-work) saying that has been printed on many images. "The greatest thing ever, @ this point in my…
“Have you or a loved one been called a conspiracy theorist? You may be entitled to an apology”
"Have you been called conspiracy theorist in 2020? You may be entitled to an apology" and "Have you or a loved one been called a conspiracy theorist? You may be entitled to an…
“Have you been called conspiracy theorist in 2020? You may be entitled to an apology”
"Have you been called conspiracy theorist in 2020? You may be entitled to an apology" and "Have you or a loved one been called a conspiracy theorist? You may be entitled to an…
“Safe and effective is now sudden and unexpected”
"Safe and effective is now sudden and unexpected" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 vaccines were touted to be "safe and effective," but many deaths…