“What part of libertarianism bothers you?” (meme)
"What part of libertarianism bothers you? The part where you have to make decisions about your own life? Or the part where you don't get to make my decisions for me?" is a saying…
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“Corndogs imply the existence of corncats”
There are corn dogs, but no corn cats. "mmm corn dogs. Far superior than corn cats" was posted on Twitter by Shawn Daley on March 16, 2010. "I think I like corndogs better. Not…
“What do millennial chemists eat for breakfast?”/“Avogadro toast.”
"Avocado toast" shouldn't be called "Avogadro toast," but there are jokes. "Avogadro's toast" was posted on Twitter by Andrew Kim on September 13, 2016.…
“Fruit by the Foot must sound like a really gross candy to places that use the metric system”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Fruit by the FootFruit by the Foot is a fruit snack made by General Mills and distributed under the Betty Crocker brand. It was introduced in 1992 in North…
“Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying…..he said canned goods”
"Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying? He said, "Canned goods and ammunition'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is,…
“If artists wear Sketchers, do linguists wear Converse?”
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
“What kind of shoes do linguists wear?”/“Converse.”
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
“If thieves wear sneakers and artists wear sketchers, do linguists wear converse?”
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
“Thieves wear sneakers, artists wear sketchers and language teachers wear converse”
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
“What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers?”/“Skeet.”
Some lawyer jokes involve parachuting (skydiving). "What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers? SKEET!" was printed in the Daily News (Halifax, NS) on August 28, 1993. "What do you call…
“What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?”/“Skeet.”
Some lawyer jokes involve parachuting (skydiving). "What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers? SKEET!" was printed in the Daily News (Halifax, NS) on August 28, 1993. "What do you call…
“When do zombies finish trick or treating?”/“When they are dead tired!”
"Q- When do zombies go to sleep? A- When they are dead tired" was posted on Twitter by Irene Fanous on August 16, 2011. "When do zombies go to sleep? When they are dead…
“You don’t truly understand how ugly the world is until you’re trying to protect your child”
"I don’t think you truly understand how ugly the world is until you’re trying to protect your child from it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I don’t think…
“When do zombies go to sleep?”/“When they are dead tired.”
"Q- When do zombies go to sleep? A- When they are dead tired" was posted on Twitter by Irene Fanous on August 16, 2011. "When do zombies go to sleep? When they are dead…
“You don’t truly understand how ugly the world is until you’re trying to protect your children”
"I don’t think you truly understand how ugly the world is until you’re trying to protect your child from it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I don’t think…
“I wonder what historians look forward to”
Those who study history look back in time. A joke was posted on the Sickipedia website on October 29, 2022: "I wonder what historians look forward to." SickipediachumOctober 29, 2022I…
“There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both”
"There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "There are two type of people in the world. Right now, I am in a…
“Welcome to college. Where every single person is smarter than you except for the 3 people…”
Group projects are sometimes assigned in college. The experience is often not pleasant. "Welcome to college, where everyone is smarter than you, but the group members you're…
“Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest… for I have Synonymed”
"Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest... for I have Synonymed" has been shown on a comic strip image by Cuyler Black of InherittheMirth.com, copyright 2011. There have been…
“It says here in this history book that, luckily, the good guys have won every single time”
"History is written by the victors" is a proverbial saying. Many people have said that American history books are written to make the United States look like the "good guys,"…