“Keep your friends close and your curly fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
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“Keep your friends close and your fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
“Sometimes it’s you and your coffee against the world”
"Sometimes it's you and your coffee against the world" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "Sometimes it’s you and…
“Keep your friends close and your french fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
“Hotels: A haven for relaxation, unwinding, and casual enjoyment. Also Hotels: Breakfast service ends at the crack of dawn”
Hotels are often advertised as a place where one can relax--except you have to get up early for that free breakfast. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by James Parker on May 27, 2020: hotels in…
“I like my coffee like I like my women. Sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee like I like my men. Sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“You can eat your dessert between 11:55 PM and 12:05 AM in night, and the calories will simply get divided between the two days”
Many people set daily limits for calories. This diet hack was posted on X/Twitter by Vats on March 1, 2024: "You can eat your dessert between 11:55 PM and 12:05 AM in night , and the calories…
“Who needs guys when you have curly fries?”
"who needs guys when you have curly fries" was posted on X/Twitter by ebony on November 3, 2012. The song "Curly Fries" (2022) by heb contains the lyrics: "Who needs guys…
“Facebook can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them”
Grammar and social media don't seem to go together well. "Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them" was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on…
“Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee. Also, I don’t drink coffee”
"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" is what one worker might say to another in the morning. An anti-social worker might add, "I don't drink coffee." That…
“Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them”
Grammar and social media don't seem to go together well. "Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them" was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on…
“Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them”
Grammar and social media don't seem to go together well. "Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them" was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on…
“It’s called pickleball because it’s just a tennis ball that’s soaked in brine”
The game of "pickleball" isn't played with pickles, but there are jokes. "The name of the game is certainly odd — there are no cucumbers soaked in brine and vinegar involved…
“I’m just saying if they’re gonna call it pickleball they should have to play it in a vat of brine”
The game of "pickleball" isn't played with pickles, but there are jokes. "The name of the game is certainly odd — there are no cucumbers soaked in brine and vinegar involved…
“Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me”
"who needs guys when you have curly fries" was posted on X/Twitter by ebony on November 3, 2012. The song "Curly Fries" (2022) by heb contains the lyrics: "Who needs guys…
“Taking a medication and thinking you’re healthy is like getting a loan and thinking you’re rich”
"Taking a medication and thinking you’re healthy is like getting a loan and thinking you’re rich" is a health saying that has been printed on many images. "Taking a medication…
“There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee”
"There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "there's always peace in a strong cup of coffee...…
“Sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness”
"Sometimes I think I’m reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“I try to be a good person, but then someone pulls out in front of me doing ten below the speed limit…”
A statement about the frustrations of highway driving was posted on X/Twitter by New_England_Dad on September 3, 2021: "I try to be a good person, but then someone pulls out in front of me…