“A trampoline was selling at half price the other day. I jumped on the offer”
To “jump” at an offer is to accept it quickly, before it expires or is taken by someone else. No actually jumping is usually involved, but there are jokes.
“A trampoline was selling at half price the other day. I jumped on the offer” was posted on Facebook by Pun hub on October 28, 2013. “I saw a trampoline for sale yesterday, half price, I jumped at it” was posted on Facebook by Stewart Merry on March 20, 2014. “Saw a sign saying ‘Trampolines Half Price’. I jumped on the offer” was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on April 23, 2018. “Saw a sticker in the sports shop saying ‘Trampolines Half Price’. I jumped on the offer” was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on November 25, 2022. “I saw a sticker in the sports shop saying ‘Trampolines Half Price’. I jumped on the offer” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on January 9, 2023.
Facebook
Pun hub
October 28, 2013 at 4:56 PM ·
A trampoline was selling at half price the other day. I jumped on the offer
Facebook
Stewart Merry
March 20, 2014 at 3:39 AM ·
I saw a trampoline for sale yesterday, half price, I jumped at it
Facebook
Roy Wetton
June 13, 2015 at 7:56 PM ·
asda are selling trampolines at half price. i jumped at the offer..
Facebook
Adam Keighran
August 16, 2015 at 5:44 PM ·
Garage sale yesterday;
Trampoline half price!!!
Needless to say; I jumped on it
Facebook
Dave Eshbach
March 16, 2018 at 12:35 PM ·
The trampoline was on sale for half price..
Needless to say I jumped on the offer.
X/Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
Saw a sign saying “Trampolines Half Price”. I jumped on the offer.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/trampoline-jokes/
#TrampolineJokes #Jokes #Humour #Trampoline http://markhaggan.com/randomness/trampoline-jokes/
1:00 AM · Apr 23, 2018
Reddit—Britishproblems
MasterReindeer - February 16, 2020
Saw a sign saying trampolines half price earlier today. I jumped on that offer.
X/Twitter
Dennis Staples
@gosporttomarlow
Trampolines half price I jumped on it
6:05 AM · Nov 22, 2021
X/Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
Saw a sticker in the sports shop saying “Trampolines Half Price”. I jumped on the offer.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/sticker-jokes/ #Sticker #StickerJokes #Joke
9:00 AM · Nov 25, 2022
Reddit—Dadjokes
1963Jan—January 9, 2023
I saw a sticker at the sports shop saying ‘Trampolines Half-Price’
I jumped on the offer.
X/Twitter
Drew Foster
@DrewFos10875444
@gwoman9810 1.
- Walmart stickers smile. So does today’s humor.
- The word “Fragile” gets thrown around a lot recently, especially on a sticker attached to a mailed package.
- Saw a sticker in Dick’s Sporting Goods that said “Trampolines Half Price”. I jumped on it.
10:19 PM · Feb 27, 2024
X/Twitter
John Dunford
@_olivewood
Saw a sign saying “Trampolines Half Price”. I had to jump on the offer.😉🕺
Morning👋
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3:14 AM · Mar 30, 2024
LaffGaff
Cheap Trampolines
January 23, 2025 by LaffGaff
I saw a sticker in the sports shop saying “Trampolines Half Price”.
I jumped on the offer.