“Who’s the patron saint of functional alcoholism?”

There is no patron saint for drinking alcohol, but some people want thee to be one.
 
“Who’s the patron saint of functional alcoholism?” was poted on X/Twitter by Northern Lights 🦖🐢🐸 on July 21, 2015, and on Bluesky by Northern Lights TO on January 21, 2015.
 
   
Wikipedia: Patron saint
A patron saint, patroness saint, patron hallow or heavenly protector is a saint who in Catholicism, Lutheranism, Anglicanism, Eastern Orthodoxy or Oriental Orthodoxy is regarded as the heavenly advocate of a nation, place, craft, activity, class, clan, family, or person.
 
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Northern Lights 🦖🐢🐸
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Who’s the patron saint of functional alcoholism?
6:18 PM · Jul 21, 2015
 
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Who’s the patron saint of functional alcoholism?
     
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Ted Kennedy. RT@PinkCamoTO Who’s the patron saint of functional alcoholism?
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Frank Gallagher RT PinkCamoTO: Who’s the patron saint of functional alcoholism?
9:13 AM · Jul 12, 2016
 
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@ExOfficerSantos  and 72 others
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Who’s the patron saint of functional alcoholism? I think I’ll be needing one soon.
4:43 AM · Nov 30, 2021
 
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Ronald Singleterry, MFA
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BUT. . . seriously, who is the patron saint of functional alcoholism?
6:39 PM · Mar 11, 2024
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Who’s the patron saint of functional alcoholism?
January 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM