“The worst part about Friday is realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
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“Nothing ruins Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
Big Apple Hot Dogs (UK hot dogs, 2010-present)
Big Apple Hot Dogs are based in the United Kingdom, and were established in 2010. Hot dogs are sold at a hot dog cart, or through the website. Big Apple Hot Dogs are New York-style hot dogs. Big…
“If I stop my car so can walk across the street, I’d better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest!”
"If I stop my car so can walk across the street, I'd better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If I stop my…
“I was going to buy a new toaster, but kept the old one. Better the Breville you know”
Breville is an Australian multinational manufacturer and marketer of home appliances. A popular joke involves the Breville toaster and the phrase "better the Breville you know" (a pun on…
“Super Bowl implies the existence of a Super Plate”
The Super Bowl (NFL football's championship game) has nothing to do with a bowl for consuming food, but there are jokes. "They have a Super Bowl but why dont they have a Super…
“Muscle cars imply the existence of bone cars, skin cars and blood cars”
"Muscle cars" aren't made of muscle, but there are jokes. "the existence of 'muscle cars' implies the possible existence of bone cars . skin cars. blood cars" was…
“Muscle cars imply the existence of blood, bone, and subcutaneous fat cars”
"Muscle cars" aren't made of muscle, but there are jokes. "the existence of 'muscle cars' implies the possible existence of bone cars . skin cars. blood cars" was…
“Muscle cars imply the existence of epithelial, connective, and nerve cars”
"Muscle cars" aren't made of muscle, but there are jokes. "the existence of 'muscle cars' implies the possible existence of bone cars . skin cars. blood cars" was…
“One thing that internet taught me is that stupidity is international”
"One thing that the internet has taught me is that stupidity is international" (or ""One thing that internet taught me is that stupidity is international") is a saying that…
“One thing the internet taught me is that stupidity is international”
"One thing that the internet has taught me is that stupidity is international" (or ""One thing that internet taught me is that stupidity is international") is a saying that…
“One thing that the internet has taught me is that stupidity is international”
"One thing that the internet has taught me is that stupidity is international" (or ""One thing that internet taught me is that stupidity is international") is a saying that…
“I’m kind of like the total package that got really fucked up through shipping & handling”
"I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through/thru shipping and handling" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “@CynSityy: I'm kind of like…
“Twitter is for people who like to talk to themselves”
Twitter (later rebranded as "X") is a social media website based in the United States. It attracts many loners. "when you think about it, twitter is for people who talk to…
“I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought…” (joke)
"I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can't find either anymore" (or "I had a thought, but unfortunately I had another…
“I had a thought, but unfortunately I had another thought…” (joke)
"I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can't find either anymore" (or "I had a thought, but unfortunately I had another…
“Twitter is for people who talk to themselves and enjoy their own company”
Twitter (later rebranded as "X") is a social media website based in the United States. It attracts many loners. "when you think about it, twitter is for people who talk to…
“I’m kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling”
"I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through/thru shipping and handling" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “@CynSityy: I'm kind of like…
“I’m not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick”
"I'm not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Carpe diem" (Latin, meaning "seize the…
“I’m sorry, but you can’t *always* be experiencing a higher volume of calls than average…”
Some call centers always seem to state that they are experiencing a higher volume of calls than average, and they always place customers on hold. "Why is it that all the places one calls are…