“If a package of bacon isn’t resealable, it contains one serving”

“If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules” and “If a bacon package isn’t resealable, it contains one serving. That’s science. I don’t make the rules” are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.
 
“If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules” was posted on X/Twitter by Lori on April 4, 2013. “IF A BAG IS NOT RESEALABLE IT CONTAINS ONE SERVING” (show on a restaurant sign) was posted on Facebook by El Arroyo on April 4, 2022.
 
“If the bacon package isn’t resealble then it contains one serving. That’s just science” was posted on Facebook  by Bacon Fun on September 14, 2023. “If the package of bacon isn’t resealable then it contains one serving. That’s just science” was posted on Facebook by John Koelliker on September 15, 2023.  “If a bacon package isn’t resealable, it contains one serving. That’s science. I don’t make the rules” (shown on an image) was posted on America’s Best Pics and Videos on January 21, 2024.
 
“Why the heck do underwear and socks come in resealable bags, but potato chips don’t?” is another saying about resealable bags.
     
       
X/Twitter
Lori
@HeyitsLori
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.
9:31 PM · Apr 4, 2013
   
X/Twitter
*handle~my~own*
@NaKeiaAlisa
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules
12:04 AM · Apr 7, 2013
 
X/Twitter 
Nick 📎
@NickWSAN
I’ve decided that if a bag or container is not resealable, it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules! 😉
12:54 PM · Apr 21, 2013
   
X/Twitter
deanandbek
@deanandbek
I’ve decided that if a bag is not resealable, it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.
2:14 PM · Apr 22, 2013
   
X/Twitter
deanandbek
@deanandbek
I’ve decided that if a bag is not resealable, it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules. *thanks for the RT Sarah @PowerPuffGrrl
3:26 PM · Apr 22, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Tom Boyle
@youngtommygunz
If the bag is not resealable it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.
10:58 PM · May 1, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Baron Carson
@rbcarson
If a bag is not resealable it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.
7:50 AM · Jun 3, 2015
   
X/Twitter
Su Pequeño Pato || Parody ||
@HeIsMyThunder
“If a bag is not resealable, it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.”
4:13 PM · Aug 21, 2015
     
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.
9:29 AM - 1 Oct 2017
 
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.
7:02 AM - 11 Feb 2018
 
X/Twitter
dooshdeloosh
@ayoobrennan
if the bag is not resealable it contains one serving tbh
10:13 AM · Apr 15, 2018
     
Facebook
Nathan Plemons is with Mandy Cripps Plemons.
March 29, 2020 at 12:22 PM ·
If the package of bacon is not resealable this means it is only one serving right?
Asking for a friend.
 
X/Twitter
Robin Bastard
@robbacrab
If a bag of sweets is not resealable it contains one serving
I don’t make the rules
#FridayFuckology
4:57 AM · Aug 7, 2020
   
X/Twitter
Will Deel
@williamdeel
PSA: IF A BAG IS NOT RESEALABLE, IT CONTAINS ONE SERVING.
2:45 PM · Jul 10, 2021
   
X/Twitter
Old Curmudgeon Music Geek 🎶🎸🤓
@klcheshire
If a bag is not resealable, it contains one serving.
I don’t make the rules, I just follow them.
9:39 AM · Mar 6, 2022
 
Facebook
El Arroyo is at El Arroyo.
April 4, 2022 at 12:08 PM · Austin, TX ·
I don’t make the rules!
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
IF A BAG IS
NOT RESEALABLE
IT CONTAINS
ONE SERVING
     
Facebook 
Bacon Fun
September 14, 2023 at 11:55 AM ·
If the bacon package isn’t resealble then it contains one serving. That’s just science.
   
Facebook
John Koelliker
September 15, 2023 at 10:06 PM ·
If the package of bacon isn’t resealable then it contains one serving. That’s just science.
 
X/Twitter
Old Curmudgeon Music Geek 🎶🎸🤓
@klcheshire
If the bacon package isn’t resealable, it contains one serving.
I don’t make the rules.🥓🥓🥓
3:28 PM · Oct 3, 2023
 
America’s Best Pics and Videos 
RonPincombe
21 jan 2024
334 70% If a bacon package isn’t resealable, it contains one serving. That’s science. I don’t make the rules. 375
 
Facebook
Tim Mulvey
January 24, 2024 at 10:43 PM ·
If a package of bacon isn’t resealable, it contains one serving. That’s science. I didn’t make the rules. 😁
   
X/Twitter
Agreeable Greg
@AgreeableGreg
If a package of bacon isn’t resealable, it contains one serving. That’s just science, I didn’t make the rules. 🥓 🤷🏼‍♂️
10:22 PM · Feb 9, 2024
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iFunny
jones7
13 feb 2024
If a package of bacon isn’t resealable, it contains one serving. That’s just science, I didn’t make the rules.
 
X/Twitter
FEISTY😈
@crzyfkinworld
If a bag of chips isn’t resealable, then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.
7:19 PM · Feb 20, 2022
 
X/Twitter
Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If a package of
bacon isn’t
resealable, it
contains one
serving. That’s just
science, I didn’t
make the rules.
7:44 AM · Mar 26, 2024