“Forensics is ten” (jocular definition)

“Forensics” sounds like “four and six,” and there are jokes.
   
“Forensics: FORENSICS is ten. (Gary Hallock)” is a jocular definition that was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on December 6, 2003. “My student friend says he’s studying forensics. Big deal. I learned that in elementary school. The answer’s ten” was posted on Facebook by Julian C. Houston (and others) on March 25, 2022. “My student friend says he’s studying forensics. Big deal. I learned that in primary school. The answer is ten” was posted on Facebook by Steve Smailes on March 27, 2024.
 
       
Wikipedia: Forensic science
Forensic science, also known as criminalistics, is the application of science principles and methods to support legal decision-making in matters of criminal and civil law.
         
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
PUNS OF THE WEAK 12-05-03 Part 2 The Puns
Stan Kegel
Dec 6, 2003, 1:09:42 AM
(...)   
Forensics: FORENSICS is ten. (Gary Hallock)
 
Google Groups: /alt.humor.puns
Specialty Puns of the Weak 05-26-04
Stan Kegel
May 26, 2004, 2:34:08 PM
SPECIALTY PUNS OF THE WEAK 05-26-04
DAFFYNITIONS
(...) 
Forensics: FORENSICS is ten. (Gary Hallock)
 
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Mike Schilling
@_mike_schilling
Jeff Sessions thins forensics is ten.
10:16 AM · Apr 20, 2017
   
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Mike Schilling
@_mike_schilling
This is so simple.  Forensics is ten.
3:15 PM · Apr 30, 2018
 
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Mike Schilling
@_mike_schilling
Forensics is ten.
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Edward Perez
@eddie1perez
Jul 15, 2021
Can we please stop using the word “forensic” in dumb ways?
The use case matters.
12:46 AM · Jul 16, 2021
       
Facebook     
Tim Blosser
March 25, 2022 at 8:01 AM ·
My friend says she’s studying forensics.
Big deal.
I learned that in elementary school.
The answer’s ten.
 
Facebook
Julian C. Houston
March 25, 2022 at 8:12 AM ·
My student friend says he’s studying forensics.
Big deal. I learned that in elementary school. The answer’s ten.
 
Facebook
Shawn Fleming Rodrigues
April 1, 2022 at 6:27 PM
My student friend said he’s learning forensics.
Big deal. I learnt that in elementary school.
The answer is ten

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Mufasa007
@Mufasa0062
My one friend says he’s studying Forensics ...
Big deal !!!
I learned that in primary school.
The answer is ten
5:38 AM · Mar 26, 2024
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Facebook
Steve Smailes
March 27, 2024 at 4:08 AM ·
My student friend says he’s studying forensics.
Big deal. I learned that in primary school. The answer is ten.
 
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@LeedSTUnited
My student friend says he’s studying forensics.
Big deal. I learned that in primary school. The answer is ten.
2:19 PM · Mar 27, 2024