“Texas has 12 seasons” (joke)
Texas is sometimes given more than four seasons. One extra season is called "fake fall" or "false fall" or "faux fall," sometimes called "fauxl." "Faux…
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“In Texas we don’t have actual fall, we have fauxl”
Texas is sometimes given more than four seasons. One extra season is called "fake fall" or "false fall" or "faux fall," sometimes called "fauxl." "Faux…
“I feel like they are adding street lights to my electric bill”
"I feel like they are adding street lights to my electric bill" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the electric bill is expensive. Various energy companies have…
“I feel like they be adding the street lights to my light bill”
"I feel like they are adding street lights to my electric bill" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the electric bill is expensive. Various energy companies have…
“Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life” (graduation meme)
"Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life" (shown with a picture of graduates) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "And, I'm so glad that you…
“Dear high school graduates, congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life”
"Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life" (shown with a picture of graduates) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "And, I'm so glad that you…
“To all the high school grads… Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life”
"Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life" (shown with a picture of graduates) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "And, I'm so glad that you…
“Do you know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don’t know where to start? That’s why I’m on Facebook”
Many people like to go on social media to avoid work. "You know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don't know where to start...? That's why I'm on…
“Do you know that feelng when you have a lot of work to do and you don’t know where to start? That’s why I’m on tumblr”
Many people like to go on social media to avoid work. "You know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don't know where to start...? That's why I'm on…
“Do you know that feelng when you have a lot of work to do and you don’t know where to start? That’s why I’m on Twitter”
Many people like to go on social media to avoid work. "You know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don't know where to start...? That's why I'm on…
“Vote no on everything. We don’t need it. We can’t afford it”
"Vote no on everything. We don't need it. We can't afford it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Vote No on everything. We don't need it and we…
“My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am”
When a person doesn't respond to a text, is that intentional or is that person just away from a phone? "My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am" is a…
“My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I probably am”
When a person doesn't respond to a text, is that intentional or is that person just away from a phone? "My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am" is a…
“My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, yes I am”
When a person doesn't respond to a text, is that intentional or is that person just away from a phone? "My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am" is a…
“If you ever think I’m ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24/7”
When a person doesn't respond to a text, is that intentional or is that person just away from a phone? "My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am" is a…
“Why was the student kicked out of math class?”/“Too many infractions!”
"Infractions" shouldn't be confused with "in fractions," but there are jokes. "I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. Pun of the Day…
“Drink what makes you happy with friends who make you laugh”
"Drink what makes you happy with friends who make you laugh" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Wine Wednesday Rule #21 DRINK WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY WITH FRIENDS WHO…
“What is a non-binary person’s favorite drink?”/“Gender fluids.”
"Gender fluid" is not a drink, but there are jokes. "Do trans people drink gender fluid?" was posted on Facebook by Myllo onn June 25, 2020. "What do gays drink when…
“What do trans people drink when they’re thirsty?”/“Gender fluid.”
"Gender fluid" is not a drink, but there are jokes. "Do trans people drink gender fluid?" was posted on Facebook by Myllo onn June 25, 2020. "What do gays drink when…
“Drink what makes you happy with friends that make you laugh”
"Drink what makes you happy with friends who make you laugh" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Wine Wednesday Rule #21 DRINK WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY WITH FRIENDS WHO…