“Veni, vidi, coffici” (“I came, I saw, I coffeed”)

“I came, I saw, I coffeed” (or “I came, I saw, I coffee’d”) is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.” Veni, vidi, vici” (“I came, I saw, I conquered”) is a Latin saying. 
 
“i came, i saw, i coffeed” was posted on Facebook by Retep Yawatsew on March 14, 2012. “Best thing I’ve ever seen on a coffee shop wall (includes the author’s translation): ‘Veni, vidi, coffici: I came, I saw, I coffeed’” was posted on X/Twitter by Carly Silver on January 16, 2015. “I came, I saw, I coffee’d” (shown on an image by Death Wish Coffee Company) was posted on X/Twitter by Joe Connell on August 31, 2016.
     
“I came, I ate, I conquered” and “Veni, Vidi, Venti” (“I came, I saw, I ordered Starbucks coffee”) are related sayings. “Veni, Vidi, Visa” (“I came, I saw, I did a little shopping”) is another jocular take on the Latin phrase.
   
 
Wikipedia: Veni, vidi, vici
Veni, vidi, vici (Classical Latin: [ˈu̯eːniː ˈu̯iːd̪iː ˈu̯iː.kiː], Ecclesiastical Latin: [ˈveːni ˈviːd̪i ˈviː.t͡ʃi]; “I came; I saw; I conquered”) is a Latin phrase used to refer to a swift, conclusive victory. The phrase is popularly attributed to Julius Caesar who, according to Appian, used the phrase in a letter to the Roman Senate around 47 BC after he had achieved a quick victory in his short war against Pharnaces II of Pontus at the Battle of Zela (modern-day Zile, Turkey).
       
Facebook
Retep Yawatsew
March 14, 2012 at 9:30 PM ·
i came, i saw, i coffeed
oh and ding for grace
   
Facebook
Tanya Bertin
April 25, 2012 at 10:45 AM ·
Good Morning world…I came, I saw, I coffeed…
 
X/Twitter   
PhillyGodfather ® Sports Bettor
@phillygodfather
I came, I saw, I coffeed…..
9:30 AM · Apr 27, 2013
     
Facebook
Seth Kniep
June 27, 2013 at 11:25 AM ·
I came. I saw. I coffeed.
 
X/Twitter
Carly Silver
@CarlyASilver
Best thing I’ve ever seen on a coffee shop wall (includes the author’s translation): “Veni, vidi, coffici: I came, I saw, I coffeed.”
2:05 PM · Jan 16, 2015
   
X/Twitter
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@radberrytart
@stockejock I came, I saw, I coffeed. #win
10:24 PM · Jul 17, 2015
     
OCLC WorldCat record
I came, I saw, I coffeed : online dating : what goes through a man’s mind on the first meet? : impressions from a man who had over 350 first meetups
Author:Bruce Miller (Author)
Print Book, English, 2016
Publisher: Pacific Trust Holdings NZ Ltd, [Auckland], 2016
 
X/Twitter
lori sica
@lorisica
I came I saw I #coffeed
4:39 PM · Mar 28, 2016
   
X/Twitter
Joe Connell
@JPConnell1
I came I saw I #coffeed
(The saying is also shown on an image by Death Wish Coffee Company.—ed.)
9:20 AM · Aug 31, 2016
 
X/Twitter 
The Reading Bud
@TheReadingBud
Book Review: I Came, I Saw, I Coffeed by Bruce Miller http://thereadingbud.com/2017/04/09/book-review-i-came-i-saw-i-coffeed-by-bruce-miller
(The book cover is shown.—ed.)
9:25 AM · Apr 9, 2017
   
Facebook
Death Wish Coffee
October 7, 2017 at 3:01 PM ·
My work here is done.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I came
I saw
I coffee’d
 
X/Twitter
Bry, Thor of Coffee ⚡️☕️
@thor_of_coffee
I came.
I saw.
I coffeed!
10:04 AM · Nov 25, 2020
 
X/Twitter 
Pareezay Khan.
@Witchy4Caffeine
“I came. I saw. I Coffee’d.”
6:37 AM · Mar 16, 2022
   
X/Twitter
Pareezay Khan.
@Witchy4Caffeine
“I came. I saw. I Coffee’d.”
5:51 AM · May 7, 2022
   
X/Twitter
Victor Baatweng 🇧🇼☕️
@VictorBaatweng
I came
I saw
I coffee’d ☕
5:58 PM · Jun 20, 2022 from Botswana
   
X/Twitter
Bry, Thor of Coffee ⚡️☕️
@thor_of_coffee
I came.
I saw.
I coffee’d.
10:44 AM · Sep 4, 2022
   
X/Twitter
Justin
@justinmasters44
I came
I saw
I coffee’d
7:41 AM · Aug 18, 2023
 
X/Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@ABadassPatriot
I came..I saw..I coffee’d.
9:15 AM · Jul 25, 2024