“If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen the mall”
Many shopping malls have Santa Claus displays for Christmas. “‘Santa isn’t real’ ok, I literally saw him at the mall” is a joke. "GOD IT SEEMS if you`ve seen one santa ..you`ve seen…
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“My car isn’t voice activated. It goes without saying”
"It goes without saying" is an expression that means something is understood without being expressly stated in words. "It goes without saying" has nothing to do with…
“It goes without saying… My new voice activated car is shit”
"It goes without saying" is an expression that means something is understood without being expressly stated in words. "It goes without saying" has nothing to do with…
“Of course, I can’t afford a voice activated car. It goes without saying”
"It goes without saying" is an expression that means something is understood without being expressly stated in words. "It goes without saying" has nothing to do with…
“Am I disappointed that my voice activated car is not working properly? Yes, it goes without saying”
"It goes without saying" is an expression that means something is understood without being expressly stated in words. "It goes without saying" has nothing to do with…
“A king and queen walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A blackjack version is: "A king and queen walk into a bar. The bartender says,…
“A king, a queen, and a joker walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A blackjack version is: "A king and queen walk into a bar. The bartender says,…
“Since little fingers touch our floors, please remove your shoes at the door” (sign)
"Since little fingers touch our floor(s), kindly/please leave/remove your shoes at the door" is a sign that has been pinted on many images. "Since little fingers touch our floors,…
“Since little fingers touch our floors, please leave your shoes at the door” (sign)
"Since little fingers touch our floor(s), kindly/please leave/remove your shoes at the door" is a sign that has been pinted on many images. "Since little fingers touch our floors,…
“Since little fingers touch our floors, kindly remove your shoes at the door” (sign)
"Since little fingers touch our floor(s), kindly/please leave/remove your shoes at the door" is a sign that has been pinted on many images. "Since little fingers touch our floors,…
“Be on the side that is against pedophiles”
"BE ON THE SIDE THAT IS AGAINST PEDOPHILES" was posted on X/Twitter by AMERICAN BADASS on December 16, 2022, and again on X/Twitter on March 30, 2023. "Be on the side that is against…
“Stop worrying about what other people think. I mean, have you seen other people? They’re awful”
"Stop worrying about what other people think. I mean, have you seen other people? They're awful" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people overly worry about what…
“What do you call it when your computer goes to sleep?”/“A naptop.”
"Naptop" is a portmanteau of the words "nap" and "laptop" that has been printed on many images. It has meant when a cat or a person goes to sleep on a laptop computer.…
Naptop (nap + laptop)
"Naptop" is a portmanteau of the words "nap" and "laptop" that has been printed on many images. It has meant when a cat or a person goes to sleep on a laptop computer.…
“When you put your laptop into the sleep mode, you have a naptop”
"Naptop" is a portmanteau of the words "nap" and "laptop" that has been printed on many images. It has meant when a cat or a person goes to sleep on a laptop computer.…
“Free Wi-Fi….said my local library. Great, I thought! So I walked out with their router”
"Free Wi-Fi" can be misunderstood. This joke was posted on Sickipedia on December 11, 2024: "Free Wi-Fi....said my local library. Great, I thought! So I walked out with their…
“Butter is in the Bible 11 times. Seed oils are in the Bible 0 times. This is my peer reviewed study”
Butter is mentioned about 10 times in the BIble. Seed oils are never mentioned in the BIble. To some people, that's reason enough to choose butter over seed oils. "Butter is in the Bible…
“Butter was mentioned 10 times in the bible. Seed oils were mentioned 0. That’s my peer reviewed study”
Butter is mentioned about 10 times in the BIble. Seed oils are never mentioned in the BIble. To some people, that's reason enough to choose butter over seed oils. "Butter is in the Bible…
“Eight bytes walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A progammer version is: "Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I…
“Always compliment the fat girls in the gym. They’ll remember you when they get fit”
"Always compliment the fat girls in the gym. They’ll remember you when they get fit" is a gym saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. but memes…