“Can I have half a pound of bacon, please.”/“Danish?” (joke)
Some people go to the butcher and order Danish bacon. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by Ed on August 19, 2016: "Can I have a pound of bacon please." "Danish?" "Kan jeg få…
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“Typos is the Greek god of typing errors”
"Typo" is short for "typographical mistake." The Greek word "typos" means "impression." This is not the name of a Greek god of spelling errors/mistakes, but…
“Yes, I did my crunches today, if by crunches you mean ‘crunchy Cheetos’”
A "crunch" is an abdominal exercise. A joke has it that a person was doing "crunches" -- not exercising, but eating Cheetos crunches. "Didn't do any crunches today so…
“New York cheesecake is just regular cheesecake that yells ‘eat me’ while giving you the finger”
How is New York cheesecake different from regular cheesecake? "Regular cheesecake relies on heavy cream and sour cream to thin the batter and create a silkier, creamier texture. New York…
“New York cheesecake is just sweetened cream cheese that’s been baked”
How is New York cheesecake different from regular cheesecake? "Regular cheesecake relies on heavy cream and sour cream to thin the batter and create a silkier, creamier texture. New York…
“New York cheesecake is just cheesecake that will kick your ass if you look at it the wrong way”
How is New York cheesecake different from regular cheesecake? "Regular cheesecake relies on heavy cream and sour cream to thin the batter and create a silkier, creamier texture. New York…
“In New York, New York cheesecake is just plain cheesecake”
How is New York cheesecake different from regular cheesecake? "Regular cheesecake relies on heavy cream and sour cream to thin the batter and create a silkier, creamier texture. New York…
“Music is just loud math”
Music and math have many connections. It's sometimes said that "music is just math out loud" or that "music is just loud math." “Music is just math out loud" was…
“Music theory is just loud math”
Music and math have many connections. It's sometimes said that "music is just math out loud" or that "music is just loud math." “Music is just math out loud" was…
“Music is just really loud math”
Music and math have many connections. It's sometimes said that "music is just math out loud" or that "music is just loud math." “Music is just math out loud" was…
“Music is just math out loud”
Music and math have many connections. It's sometimes said that "music is just math out loud" or that "music is just loud math." “Music is just math out loud" was…
“The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you’re so hungry…”
Many people try to eat healthy, but then get hungry an hour later and eat what they usually do. This was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on Apil 27, 2015, and it received over 1,100…
“My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government”
"My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My tummy hurts" became a meme in 2019 and 2020. "my tummy hurts...…
“If you’re Italian and put ranch dressing on your pizza, you’re legally obligated to remove the vowel from the end of your last name”
Many Italians consider it to be culinary sacrilege when Americans put ranch dressing on pizza. "People who put ranch on pizza and other Italian centric meals are not people you wanna trust…
“People that put ranch on pizza are the same people that clap when a plane lands”
Many Italians consider it to be culinary sacrilege when Americans put ranch dressing on pizza. "People who put ranch on pizza and other Italian centric meals are not people you wanna trust…
“The only dangerous minority is the rich”
"The only dangerous minority is the rich" (or "The rich are the only dangerous minority") is an anti-capitalist saying that has been printed on many images. "One side says…
“The rich are the only dangerous minority”
"The only dangerous minority is the rich" (or "The rich are the only dangerous minority") is an anti-capitalist saying that has been printed on many images. "One side says…
“US foreign aid spending is like watering the neighbor’s yard while your house is on fire”
Thomas Massie (a Republican Congressman from Kentucky) criticized House Speaker Mike Johnson's giving foreign aid to places such as Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan. Massie posted this on X/Twitter…
“Diplomacy—The art of keeping the enemy talking until your archers are in range”
"Diplomacy -- The art of keeping the enemy talking until your archers are in range" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Diplomacy: The art of saying, 'Nice…
“America’s not perfect but in times of crisis, our political leaders set aside their differences and ask: ‘What’s the least amount of aid we can provide…?’”
It's often said that the two major American political parties (Democrats and Republicans) fight each other, but in times of crisis, they set aside their differences for the sake of the…