“If you eat a deviled egg in one bite, you need to calm down”
A deviled egg can be eaten in one bite, but why rush it? "If you eat a deviled egg in one bite, you gotta calm down" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you eat a…
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Sauerkraut Boulevard (East 86th Street in Yorkville)
“Little Germany” (Kleindeutschland) was originally located on Manhattan’s lower east side. The German community there was devasted by the 1904 Slocum ship tragedy; gradually, “Little…
“If it’s textable, don’t call me”
Many people prefer texts over phone calls -- which they do not like at all, ever. "If it's textable, (please) don't calle me" has been printed on many images. "me during…
“If it’s textable, please don’t call me”
Many people prefer texts over phone calls -- which they do not like at all, ever. "If it's textable, (please) don't calle me" has been printed on many images. "me during…
“If Christmas caroling gets to be a thing, I think Halloween caroling should be a thing too”
Christmas caroling is a popular tradition. Halloween caroling is not a tradition, but some people believe that it should be. "If Christmas caroling gets to be a thing, I think Halloween…
“You have approx 4 seconds to clean your bowl after eating oatmeal before it turns to cement”
An oatmeal bowl must be cleaned immediately after the meal, or the oatmeal will stick to the bowl like cement. "Idk, oatmeal is like cement if you don’t rinse it before it dries out. It’s…
“Coffee doesn’t fix everything, but it does add a tiny emotional handrail to the staircase of nonsense”
"Coffee doesn’t fix everything, but it does add a tiny emotional handrail to the staircase of nonsense" is a coffee saying that was posted on Facebook by Coffee on October 13, 2026. The…
“My Kids: ‘Why drive 13 mins for food when I can sit and have it delivered for only $63 more?’”
Why spend a few minutes to drive to a restaurant to pick up food when you can call DoorDash and have it delivered to your home -- for a lot more money? "Why drive 8 minutes for food when i can…
“Why drive 6 minutes for food when I can order DoorDash for $85”
Why spend a few minutes to drive to a restaurant to pick up food when you can call DoorDash and have it delivered to your home -- for a lot more money? "Why drive 8 minutes for food when i can…
“Halloween caroling should be a thing. Roll up to my door singing Monster Mash and I will give you alllll the candy. Let’s do this”
Christmas caroling is a popular tradition. Halloween caroling is not a tradition, but some people believe that it should be. "If Christmas caroling gets to be a thing, I think Halloween…
“You get 3 nanoseconds to clean ur oatmeal bowl before cement forms”
An oatmeal bowl must be cleaned immediately after the meal, or the oatmeal will stick to the bowl like cement. "Idk, oatmeal is like cement if you don’t rinse it before it dries out. It’s…
“Every single commercial is for alcohol, glp-1, sports betting, or AI”
Television advertisements can help create addictions. "Every American commercial: 'We know you're depressed because society is collapsing, but have you tried gambling, fast food, or…
“Every American commercial: ‘We know you’re depressed because society is collapsing, but have you tried gambling, fast food, or medication?’”
Television advertisements can help create addictions. "Every American commercial: 'We know you're depressed because society is collapsing, but have you tried gambling, fast food, or…
“Why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes?”
Washing machine minutes often seem longer than real minutes when one is waiting for the machine to finish. "Why are the qashing machine minutes not real minutes?" is a saying that has…
“Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes”
Washing machine minutes often seem longer than real minutes when one is waiting for the machine to finish. "Why are the qashing machine minutes not real minutes?" is a saying that has…
“Washing machine minutes aren’t real minutes”
Washing machine minutes often seem longer than real minutes when one is waiting for the machine to finish. "Why are the qashing machine minutes not real minutes?" is a saying that has…
“Washing machine minutes are longer than real minutes”
Washing machine minutes often seem longer than real minutes when one is waiting for the machine to finish. "Why are the qashing machine minutes not real minutes?" is a saying that has…
“Why washing machine minutes don’t be real minutes?”
Washing machine minutes often seem longer than real minutes when one is waiting for the machine to finish. "Why are the qashing machine minutes not real minutes?" is a saying that has…
“Why washing machine minutes don’t be the same as real minutes?”
Washing machine minutes often seem longer than real minutes when one is waiting for the machine to finish. "Why are the qashing machine minutes not real minutes?" is a saying that has…
“I’m posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they’re making ceramic bowls”
Many people believe it's an honor to be asked to pose nude for an art class, reflecting that other people admire the poser's body. A joke about this reveals in the second sentence that…