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“Would you maybe like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream? We could get coffee after”
"Would you maybe like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream? We could get coffee after" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This weekend anyone…
“In hell, every sandwich is made with Miracle Whip”
Many people either love or hate Miracle Whip (originally a less expensive alternative to mayonnaise). "RT @YourFavWhiteGuy: Even bums turn down sandwiches made with Miracle Whip" was…
“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of, knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next paycheck”
"Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of, knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next paycheck" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Being an adult is being excited about the new Costco that opened near your home”
Costco is a chain of membership-only big-box warehouse club retail stores. Many people buy in buy in bulk at Costco, and it's a favorite of families. A joke is that you know you're an…
“One day, you’re partying until the morning hours and then suddenly you’re excited about the new Costco that’s so much closer than the other one”
Costco is a chain of membership-only big-box warehouse club retail stores. Many people buy in buy in bulk at Costco, and it's a favorite of families. A joke is that you know you're an…
“You know you’re getting older when you get excited about a new Costco opening close to home”
Costco is a chain of membership-only big-box warehouse club retail stores. Many people buy in buy in bulk at Costco, and it's a favorite of families. A joke is that you know you're an…
“Waitress: Sorry we’re out of pie. Me: (knows math) That is literally impossible.”
"Pi" (an irrational number) shouldn't be confused with "pie" (a food), but there are jokes. "Waitress: sorry we’re out of pie Me: (knows math) that is literally…
“Me: staying sober is easy with the power of prayer! Priest giving me communion for the 37th time this morning…”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Eucharist The Eucharist (/ˈjuːkərɪst/ YOO-kər-ist; from Koinē Greek: εὐχαριστία, romanized: evcharistía, lit. 'thanksgiving'), also…
“I have a lot of acting experience if you count every time I’ve pretended to not want the last piece of pizza”
Many people pretend not to want to eat the last piece of food. "I have a lot of acting experience if you count every time I’ve pretended to not want the last piece of pizza" was posted…
“Nobody wants to even LOOK at the dessert menu anymore and that’s the problem with society”
Many people go to restaurants and don't even look at the dessert menu. This was posted on X/Twitter by reversecowgirl69 on Mavch 16, 2025, and received over 222,000 likes: "nobody wants…
“They’re killing you with needles because you would fight back if they used guns”
"They're killing you with needles because you would fight back if they used guns" i(shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Keith Wagner on August 23, 2024 . It's not known…
MAGAt or MAGAT (MAGA + maggot)
"Make America Great Again" (MAGA) is a U.S. presidential campaign slogan that was used by Donald Trump in 2016. The portmanteau of "MAGAt" or "MAGAT" (also…
MAGATS (MAGA + maggots; Make America Great Again Trump Supporters)
"Make America Great Again" (MAGA) is a U.S. presidential campaign slogan that was used by Donald Trump in 2016. The portmanteau of "MAGAt" or "MAGAT" (also…
MAGGAT (MAGA + maggot)
"Make America Great Again" (MAGA) is a U.S. presidential campaign slogan that was used by Donald Trump in 2016. The portmanteau of "MAGAt" or "MAGAT" (also…
MAGAT (MAGA + maggot; Make America Great Again Terrorist)
"Make America Great Again" (MAGA) is a U.S. presidential campaign slogan that was used by Donald Trump in 2016. The portmanteau of "MAGAt" or "MAGAT" (also…
“Weekends are made for fun, adventure, and a little bit of laughter”
"Weekends are made for fun, adventure, and a little bit of laughter" is a weekend saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Palesa Helen on January 19, 2025. The saying became popular in…
“I’m planning on starting a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring”
"Give me a ring" usually means a telephone ring and not a diamond ring, but there are jokes. "Planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring" was…
“I’m planning to start a jewelry business. If you want to help, give me a ring”
"Give me a ring" usually means a telephone ring and not a diamond ring, but there are jokes. "Planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring" was…
“Men act insane bc they aren’t eating sandwiches on steel beams anymore”
The famous "Lunch atop a Skyscraper" 1932 photo shows eleven ironworkers sitting on a steel beam of New York City's RCA Building. "men act insane bc they aren't eating…