“Against all authority… except my mom”
"Against all authority... except my mom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is anti-government, but pro-family. The Spanish "Contra toda autoridad...…
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“Contra toda autoridad… excepto mi mamá”
"Against all authority... except my mom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is anti-government, but pro-family. The Spanish "Contra toda autoridad...…
“Property tax is serfdom”
"Property tax is serfdom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that if you have to pay tax on your property (such as your home), then you do not really own…
“You’re a property tax-paying serf and don’t you forget it”
"Property tax is serfdom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that if you have to pay tax on your property (such as your home), then you do not really own…
“If you see me at the gym sitting on the stationary bike, mind your business. I’m going downhill”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Michael P Spradlin @MSpradlinAuthor I don't understand why everyone at my gym asks me why I'm just sitting still on the stationary bike. Can't they…
“Whenever I have to fill out a form that asks ‘who to call in case of an emergency,’ I always put ‘ambulance’...”
Many forms ask who to call in case of an emergency. "Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'An…
“Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, ‘An ambulance’”
Many forms ask who to call in case of an emergency. "Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'An…
“Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them”
Asterisks are often used in social media to cover up swear words. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by Moose Allain Ꙭ on August 26, 2013: "Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them."…
“I ****ing love asterisks! Seriously. I swear by them”
Asterisks are often used in social media to cover up swear words. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by Moose Allain Ꙭ on August 26, 2013: "Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them."…
“Why did the libertarian cross the road?”/“None of your business. Am I being detained?”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A libertarian version is: Q: Why did the libertarian cross the road?…
“Why did the libertarian cross the road?”/“What road?”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A libertarian version is: Q: Why did the libertarian cross the road?…
“Why didn’t the libertarian cross the road?”/“He thought it was a private road.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A libertarian version is: Q: Why did the libertarian cross the road?…
“Why did the libertarian cross the road?”/“To privatize the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A libertarian version is: Q: Why did the libertarian cross the road?…
“Why did the libertarian cross the road?”/“Doesn’t matter. Was a personal choice not subject to government approval or majority rule.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A libertarian version is: Q: Why did the libertarian cross the road?…
“January is the worst month. You’re fat and broke from the holidays, paler than ever, and you can’t feel your own face when you walk outside”
"January is the worst month. You're fat and broke from the holidays, paler than ever, and you can't feel your own face when you walk outside" (or "January is the worst…
“January is the worst month. You’re fat and broke from Christmas. It’s cold and dark 24/7, and you’re paler than ever. It’s just such a struggle”
"January is the worst month. You're fat and broke from the holidays, paler than ever, and you can't feel your own face when you walk outside" (or "January is the worst…
“Dogs aren’t allowed in bars because they can’t control their licker”
"Liquor" shouldn't be confused with "licker," but there are jokes. "Q. Why don't they allow dogs in bars? A. Because most of them can't hold their licker!…
“What’s the world’s fastest cake?”/“Scooone…”
"Scone" sounds like "'s gone" ("it's gone") in the UK. A popular joke is: Q: What's the world's fastest cake? A: Scone! The riddle has been cited…
“What’s the world’s fastest cake?”/“All cakes have a constant velocity of 0 mph.”
"Scone" sounds like "'s gone" ("it's gone") in the UK. A popular joke is: Q: What's the world's fastest cake? A: Scone! The riddle has been cited…
“Stop taking Twitter seriously. Just laugh and scroll, asshole. Just laugh and scroll”
"Some of y’all take social media too seriously. Just laugh and scroll, bitch. Laugh and scroll" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It makes me so aggravated when…