“Foible (n): What cats in New York cough up”
"Furball" can sound like "foible" in a New York City accent. "Foible - what a New York cat does from time to time" was posted on the newsgroup rec.juggling on…
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“If we go on a date we’re getting appetizers bc that’s what my hors d’serve”
"Hors d'oeuvres" can be difficult to spell. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by uncle ric on December 9, 2020, and it received over 372,000 likes: "If we go on a date we’re…
“Guitar Center is specifically for guitars. If you want a bass, you have to go to Bass Pro Shops”
A joke about the bass guitar was posted on X/Twitter by daniel (the account is now no longer available) on December 4, 2020: "guitar center is speCIFICALLY for guitars. if you want a bass you…
“Why is it called creepypasta and not fettuccine afraido?”
"Creepypasta" is not pasta (a food), but it's horror content posted on the internet. A "creepypasta" joke mentions "fettuccine afraido," which is a pun on the…
“Americans sometimes use French words like ‘hors d’oeuvres.’ And that’s just for starters”
"Hors d'oeuvres" is a French term for "appetizerrs" or "starters." "Have you noticed that everybody uses a lot of French words? For instance, take hors…
“I’ve noticed that a lot of Americans use French words regularly. Such as hors d’oeuvres, and that’s just for starters”
"Hors d'oeuvres" is a French term for "appetizerrs" or "starters." "Have you noticed that everybody uses a lot of French words? For instance, take hors…
“It will forever be a mystery to me how the foil completely covers a full easter egg, you eat half, then the foil is somehow no longer big enough to even cover a half”
A chocolate Easter egg usually has a thin foil wrapping. When people eat half an egg and then try to cover it up, they find that there's not enough foil to cover it again. "My mind is…
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Big Apple Inn (Somerdale, NJ, 1937-1999)
The Big Apple Inn, at Somerdale Road and White Horse Pike in Somerdale, New Jersey, opened in 1937. It was surely named after then then-popular "Big Apple" dance craze. In 1964, it became…
“Use cauliflower as a substitute for mashed potatoes, rice, and any joy in your life. You have no friends now, there is only cauliflower”
Many people use cauliflower as a food substitute, but there are also many people who don't like cauliflower. This was posted on X/Twitter by Ally on March 11, 2017, and it received over 18,000…
“Hot take: it’s not that you don’t like cooking. It’s that you don’t like cooking after work, cleaning everything up, and trying not to cry”
Many people don't have the energy to cook and clean after they come home from work. "Hot take: You don’t hate cooking. You hate cooking after working, cleaning, and trying not to…
“Hot take: You don’t hate cooking. You hate cooking after working, cleaning, and trying not to cry”
Many people don't have the energy to cook and clean after they come home from work. "Hot take: You don’t hate cooking. You hate cooking after working, cleaning, and trying not to…
“It’s not that I don’t like cooking. It’s that I don’t like cooking after work and cleaning everything up while trying not to cry”
Many people don't have the energy to cook and clean after they come home from work. "Hot take: You don’t hate cooking. You hate cooking after working, cleaning, and trying not to…
“Having a bad day? There’s a potato for that”
"Having a bad day? Theres a potato for that" was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on August 27, 2024, and this received over 4,700 likes. Many people believe that potatoes can bring…
“Depressed? There’s a potato for that”
"Having a bad day? Theres a potato for that" was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on August 27, 2024, and this received over 4,700 likes. Many people believe that potatoes can bring…
“No matter how your day was, what mood you’re in, or how you’re feeling, there’s a potato for that”
"Having a bad day? Theres a potato for that" was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on August 27, 2024, and this received over 4,700 likes. Many people believe that potatoes can bring…
“I’d be sooooo pissed if I were a bee and someone took all my hard-earned honey and put it in a container shaped like a bear. A bear is my enemy. You mock me”
Honey bear shaped squeezable containers for honey are very popular. The first bottles were created in 1957 by Ralph and Luella Gamber, founders of Dutch Gold Honey (from Pennsylvania). Bears…
“Anything with raisins in it would be 10 times better with chocolate chips instead. For example: A box of raisins”
"Let's face it. Anything with raisins in it would be ten times better with chocolate chips instead. For example: A box of raisins" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…