“Babybel cheese, the unblinking red eye of a demon god, a cheese so powerful they cage it twice: in wax and then catch it in a net…”

Mini Babybel cheese in encased in red wax, and several cheeses are grouped in a netted bag. This comment was posted by Phil Mann on X/Twitter (now set to “private”) on July 18, 2018:
   
“Babybel cheese, the unblinking red eye of a demon god, a cheese so powerful they cage it twice: in wax and then catch it in a net. ‘Murder me,’ it screams, ‘peel off my skin and eat me.’ Baby hell cheese.”
 
   
Wikipedia: Babybel
Mini Babybel is a brand of small snack cheese products that are individually packaged and available in various flavours. It is a product of Le Groupe Bel (French for ‘The Bel Group’), a company with roots in the Jura region of France, started by Jules Bel in 1865.
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The “Original”, most popular,[6] Mini Babybel is an Edam-style cheese made from pasteurised milk, vegetarian rennet, lactic ferments, and salt. It is made using traditional Edam-making processes, except that rennet from vegetarian – rather than animal – sources is used. It is also naturally lactose-free.
 
Mini Babybel is known for its packaging, consisting of a netted bag in which each piece of cheese is encased in a blend of colored paraffin and microcrystalline wax, inside of a cellophane wrapper made of wood pulp, cotton, or “other vegetation”.
 
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Babybel cheese, the unblinking red eye of a demon god, a cheese so powerful they cage it twice: in wax and then catch it in a net. “Murder me,” it screams, “peel off my skin and eat me.” Baby hell cheese.
12:23 PM · Aug 7, 2019
 
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babybel cheese, the unblinking red eye of a dying god. a cheese so powerful they cage it twice: in wax and then catch it in a net. “murder me,” it screams, “peel off my skin and eat me.” baby hell cheese.
6:14 PM · Aug 18, 2022
 
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“Babybel cheese, the unblinking red eye of a demon god, a cheese so powerful they cage it twice: in wax and then catch it in a net. ‘Murder me,’ it screams, ‘peel off my skin and eat me.’ Baby hell cheese.”]
 
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Babybel cheese, the unblinking red eye of a demon god, a cheese so powerful they cage it twice: in wax and then catch it in a net. “Murder me,” it screams, “peel off my skin and eat me.” Baby hell cheese. 
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