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A restaurant joke has a diner order water, and the waiter asks, "Still?" The waiter wants to know if it's "still" or "sparkling" water, but the diner hears this…
"Scrambles are just omelettes that gave up on their dreams" was posted on X/Twitter and Bluesky by sixfootcandy on February 26, 2025. "scramble eggs are just omelettes that gave up…
Entry in progress -- BP “A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary” is a related saying. Reddit -- Pics mohamedgashoot -- September 8, 2019 A Zippo…
"The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
"The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
"The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
Many people who eat trail mix neve hike on a trail. "Eating trail mix is practically the same as hiking, right? So I can definitely count this as my daily exercise… right?" was posted…
A waiter or waitress often tells diners about the day’s special menu. This doesn't mean that diners want to hear The Specials (an English 2 tone and ska revival band), but there are jokes.…
The New York Mets baseball team have a Home Run Apple at Citi Field, based on New York City's nickname of the "Big Apple." In 2024, the Mets started a podcast called "Meet at…
When opera music starts playing in a movie, it's often the sign that something bad will happen. The opera music played is often dark and ominous. "Nothing good ever happens when opera…
"People who don't like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only want to be friends with…
"People who don't like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I only want to be friends with…
When opera music starts playing in a movie, it's often the sign that something bad will happen. The opera music played is often dark and ominous. "Nothing good ever happens when opera…
"Mornings: I only need one cup of coffee, but I'm going to have five just to be safe" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Mornings: I only need one cup…
"Mornings: I only need one cup of coffee, but I'm going to have five just to be safe" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Mornings: I only need one cup…
A joke on cloud computing was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak: The Mediocre Joker on February 22, 2025: "Never use a cloud-based phone. You’ll end up with mist calls."…
"It is no coincidence that the century of total war coincided with the century of central banking" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American author, activist, and…
"A conspiracy theory is a truth, attacked by a chorus of liars" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is, the conspirators are the chorus of liars. "A conspiracy…
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Asteroid impact avoidance Asteroid impact avoidance encompasses the methods by which near-Earth objects (NEO) on a potential collision course with Earth could be…
Many people are tired of the endless cycle of shopping for groceries. "Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store" was posted on X/Twitter by "your other…