“Her: You’re the coolest guy on Facebook. Me: Thanks mom.”
People usually want fans on social media. Guys often really want female fans, but not one's mother. "Her: You're the coolest guy on twitter. Me: Thanks mom" was posted on…
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“Her: You’re the coolest guy on social media. Me: Thanks mom.”
People usually want fans on social media. Guys often really want female fans, but not one's mother. "Her: You're the coolest guy on twitter. Me: Thanks mom" was posted on…
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“Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid that exists in this world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“Until you work in corporate, you will never understand the level of stupid that exists in the world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“Until you work in healthcare, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“Until you work in a hospital, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in this world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“Until you work in the military, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“Why can’t you send a duck to space?”/“Because the bill would be astronomical.”
A duck riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on December 20, 2021: Q: Why can't you send a duck to space? A: Because the bill would be astronomical. Reddit -- Dadjokes ValHallerie --…
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“Presidents’ Day is just a fake holiday made up by the president companies to sell more presidents”
Many holidays are highly commercialized -- from Valentine's Day to Halloween to Christmas. Is Presidents' Day also commercialized? "RT @blainecapatch: presidents' day is just a…
“Presidents’ Day is just a made up holiday to sell more presidents”
Many holidays are highly commercialized -- from Valentine's Day to Halloween to Christmas. Is Presidents' Day also commercialized? "RT @blainecapatch: presidents' day is just a…
“Twitter is like putting a message in a bottle and tossing it into the ocean hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it”
Is writing on X/Twitter like a castaway on a desert island, sending off a message in a bottle? "Twitter is like a virtual message in a bottle. We fling it into the digital ocean and hope…
“Starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back”
A sandwich is often cut in half, and people have several feelings about the second half of the sandwich. "The Second half of a sandwich is always the best piece" was posted on X/Twitter…
“I always call the second half of a sandwich I eat the ‘b side’”
A sandwich is often cut in half, and people have several feelings about the second half of the sandwich. "The Second half of a sandwich is always the best piece" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Ever bout to eat the second half of a sandwich and be like ‘part 2’?”
A sandwich is often cut in half, and people have several feelings about the second half of the sandwich. "The Second half of a sandwich is always the best piece" was posted on X/Twitter…
“What I Said: ‘I’ll save the other half of this sandwich for later.’ What I Did: Immediately ate the other half of that sandwich”
A sandwich is often cut in half, and people have several feelings about the second half of the sandwich. "The Second half of a sandwich is always the best piece" was posted on X/Twitter…