“What sort of dinosaur takes part in rodeos?”/“A bronco-saurus.”
A rodeo riddle was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on May 27, 2018: Q: What sort of dinosaur takes part in rodeos? A: A bronco-saurus. Wikipedia: Brontosaurus Brontosaurus…
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“If being in space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I’m a proctologist”
Blue Origin NS-31 was a sub-orbital spaceflight on April 14, 2025. It lasted only about 15 minutes, but the crew members were called "astronauts." This was posted on X/Twitter by Jeremy…
“If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I’m a urologist”
Blue Origin NS-31 was a sub-orbital spaceflight on April 14, 2025. It lasted only about 15 minutes, but the crew members were called "astronauts." This was posted on X/Twitter by Jeremy…
“The fact that somebody looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me”
A "red onion" looks like a purple onion to many people. "But who saw a purple onion and decided to call it a red onion?" was posted on X/Twitter by Katie on December 2, 2015.…
“IDK why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like hello I was also brave today”
"Why do doctors only give stickers to kids? Like hello I was also brave today" (or "IDK why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like hello I was also brave today") is a saying…
“Why do doctors only give stickers to kids? Like hello I was also brave today”
"Why do doctors only give stickers to kids? Like hello I was also brave today" (or "IDK why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like hello I was also brave today") is a saying…
“I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like hello I was also brave today”
"Why do doctors only give stickers to kids? Like hello I was also brave today" (or "IDK why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like hello I was also brave today") is a saying…
“It’s not that I want two dogs, it’s just that I want to get my dog a dog”
"It's not that I want two dogs, it's just that I want to get my dog a dog" (or "It's not that I want 2 dogs, it's just that I want to get my dog a dog") is a…
“It’s not that I want 2 dogs, it’s just that I want to get my dog a dog”
"It's not that I want two dogs, it's just that I want to get my dog a dog" (or "It's not that I want 2 dogs, it's just that I want to get my dog a dog") is a…
“Monday is made for crushing goals”
"Monday is made for crushing goals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is usually the start of the work week. "Black label. Because Monday's are made for…
“Say hello to Monday and to a brand new week filled with endless possibilities”
“Say hello to Monday and to a brand new week filled with endless possibilities" is a Monday motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is usually the start of the work…
“Say hello to Monday and to a brand new week filled with promises and endless possibilities”
“Say hello to Monday and to a brand new week filled with endless possibilities" is a Monday motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is usually the start of the work…
“Hello Monday. It’s a brand new week filled with promises and endless possibilities”
“Say hello to Monday and to a brand new week filled with endless possibilities" is a Monday motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is usually the start of the work…
“Hello Monday. It’s a brand new week filled with endless possibilities”
“Say hello to Monday and to a brand new week filled with endless possibilities" is a Monday motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is usually the start of the work…
“Mondays are made for crushing goals”
"Monday is made for crushing goals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is usually the start of the work week. "Black label. Because Monday's are made for…
“Fishing is like boobs—even the small ones are fun to play with”
"Fishing is like boobs -- even the small ones are fun to play with" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Small fish can't be eaten and are usually thrown back.…
“You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if the Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly”
Burger King fast food restaurants hand out a lot of cheap paper crowns. This was posted on X/Twitter by FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF on May 6, 2023: "You've got to question the legitimacy of…
“It’s twisted tea degrees outside”
"It’s Twisted Tea degrees outside" was posted on Facebook by "Your neighborhood meme supply" on April 13, 2024, and this received over 8,000 shares. Twisted Tea is a malt…
“Red onions are clearly fucking purple”
A "red onion" looks like a purple onion to many people. "why call it a red onion when it is clearly purple?" was posted on Facebook by Andrew Ross on April 16, 2010. "Red…
“Why was the robot bankrupt?”/“He had used all his cache.”
"Cache" shouldn't be confused with "cash," but there are jokes. This was posted on X/Twitter by Case and Bot on October 8, 2017: "Why was the robot bankrupt? He had…