“Coffee—my daily reminder that I’m not a morning person”
"Coffee: my daily reminder that I'm not a morning person" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Diane Capri on April 15, 2024. "Coffee - my daily reminder that I'm…
Search
Searched for . Search results: 41166
“No matter how busy I get, I always make time to overthink”
"No matter how busy I get, I always make/take time to overthink" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stay so busy that you don't have time to…
“No matter how busy I get, I always take time to overthink”
"No matter how busy I get, I always make/take time to overthink" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stay so busy that you don't have time to…
“Stay so busy that you don’t have time to overthink”
"No matter how busy I get, I always make/take time to over think" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stay so busy that you don't have time to…
“A socialist is someone who wants everything you have other than your job”
"A socialist is someone who wants everything you have, except your job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Definition of a Socialist: Someone who wants everything you…
“Twitter is the name it was born with. X is its stripper name”
"Twitter" (an American microblogging and social networking service) rebranded as "X" in 2023, but many people still call it Twitter. "Gm welcome to hell aka Twitter aka X…
“X is just the stripper name for Twitter. It’ll always be Twitter”
"Twitter" (an American microblogging and social networking service) rebranded as "X" in 2023, but many people still call it Twitter. "Gm welcome to hell aka Twitter aka X…
“Just figured out this insane hack to save money. It’s cooking. That’s the hack”
Hacks can save money. This obvious "hack" was posted on X/Twitter by Ashley Fern on February 3, 2020: "Just figured out this insane hack to save money. It's cooking. That's…
“I have to plug my mobile phone into the charger so much throughout the day, that I basically have a landline again”
"I have to plug my phone into the charger so much throughout the day that I basically have a landline again" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I have to plug my…
“Aloe Vera is cockney for Hello, Vera”
"Aloe vera" (a plant species) can sound like "Hello, Vera" (or "Allo, Vera"), and there are jokes. "hehehe... english speaking people saying Aloë Vera... sounds…
“Whenever I see a bottle, jar or tube with Aloe Vera on it, I will say ‘Allo Vera! in a stupid cockney accent”
"Aloe vera" (a plant species) can sound like "Hello, Vera" (or "Allo, Vera"), and there are jokes. "hehehe... english speaking people saying Aloë Vera... sounds…
“Aloe Vera is how the French greet Vera”
"Aloe vera" (a plant species) can sound like "Hello, Vera" (or "Allo, Vera"), and there are jokes. "hehehe... english speaking people saying Aloë Vera... sounds…
“Arugula is a superfood because it’s delicious, good for your bones, and also an old fashioned car horn sound”
"Arugula" is a food that has a strange name to some. "I like arugula because it's good for me, delicious, and an old fashioned car horn sound" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I like arugula because it’s good for me, delicious, and an old fashioned car horn sound”
"Arugula" is a food that has a strange name to some. "I like arugula because it's good for me, delicious, and an old fashioned car horn sound" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I have unresolved anger issues with all the pistachio nuts I ever failed to open”
Many people are frustrated by pistachio nuts that just won't open and come out of the shell. This was posted on X/Twitter by Wilde Thingy on April 21, 2019: "I have unresolved anger…
“I left my dog for this?”
"I left my dog for this?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I left my dog to be here...this better be good" is another saying that has been printed on…
“I left my dog to be here…this better be good”
"I left my dog for this?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I left my dog to be here...this better be good" is another saying that has been printed on…
“Today’s Agenda: Let the dog in - Let the dog out - Let the dog in - Let the dog out”
Many people seemingly live for their dogs every single day. "Agenda for the day: - Let the dog in - Let the dog out - Let the dog in - Let the dog out - Let the dog in" is a joke that has…
“My body is not my temple, it’s more like a bar and grill”
"My body is not a temple, it’s more like a dive bar" and "My body is not my temple, it's more like a bar and grill" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“My body is not a temple, it is a Midwest dive bar”
"My body is not a temple, it’s more like a dive bar" and "My body is not my temple, it's more like a bar and grill" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…