“I brake for animals so get off my tail” (bumper sticker)
"I brake for animals" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Warning -- I Brake For Animals" (a bumper sticker slogan from Friends of Animals, Inc. in…
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“Where do I buy French onions to make French onion soup?”
French onion soup doesn't require French onions, but there are jokes. This was posted on X/Tiwtter by 🥴steph🥴 on January 23, 2023: "Making soup. How do you know which onions are…
“Did French Onion Soup get its name because it’s made with French onions, or because it is French-style onion soup?”
French onion soup doesn't require French onions, but there are jokes. This was posted on X/Tiwtter by 🥴steph🥴 on January 23, 2023: "Making soup. How do you know which onions are…
“Making soup. How do you know which onions are French?”
French onion soup doesn't require French onions, but there are jokes. This was posted on X/Tiwtter by 🥴steph🥴 on January 23, 2023: "Making soup. How do you know which onions are…
“No matter how busy I get I’ll always make time to overthink everything and be sad for no reason at all”
"No matter how busy I get, I always make/take time to over think" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stay so busy that you don't have time to…
“I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes”
A business often states that a phone conversation with a customer may be recorded and used for training or quality purposes. "Sometimes I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for…
“I sometimes wonder if my phone call has ever been used for quality or training purposes”
A business often states that a phone conversation with a customer may be recorded and used for training or quality purposes. "Sometimes I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for…
“It’s gardening season. Five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve grown considerably”
A gardening joke was posted on Facebook by Don Miller (and others) on May 1, 2020: "It’s gardening season. Five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve since grown…
“Studies show that the best time to drink coffee is always”
"Studies show that the best time to drink coffee is always" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Coffee on January 5, 2025.…
“Trail mix is just an inconvenient way to eat M&M’s”
"Trail mix is just an inconvenient way to eat M&M's" is a jocular saying from someone who loves M&M’s—but not the other trail mix ingredients. The saying was posted on…
“The government faked Michael Jackson’s moonwalk”
Moon landing conspiracy theories have been popular, and there have been jokes that Michael Jackson's famous "Moonwalk" dance was also faked. "RT @stephanathome: I believe…
“NASA faked Michael Jackson’s moonwalk”
Moon landing conspiracy theories have been popular, and there have been jokes that Michael Jackson's famous "Moonwalk" dance was also faked. "RT @stephanathome: I believe…
“I believe Michael Jackson’s moonwalk was faked on a soundstage in Arizona”
Moon landing conspiracy theories have been popular, and there have been jokes that Michael Jackson's famous "Moonwalk" dance was also faked. "RT @stephanathome: I believe…
“It turns out that Michael Jackson’s moonwalk was faked on a sound stage in Burbank, California”
Moon landing conspiracy theories have been popular, and there have been jokes that Michael Jackson's famous "Moonwalk" dance was also faked. "RT @stephanathome: I believe…
“Fat chicks need to understand that wearing yoga pants is a privilege, not a right”
"Spandex is a privilege, not a right" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat chicks/girls need to understand that wearing yoga pants is a privilege, not a…
“Yoga pants are a privilege, not a right”
"Spandex is a privilege, not a right" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat chicks/girls need to understand that wearing yoga pants is a privilege, not a…
“Spandex is a privilege, not a right”
"Spandex is a privilege, not a right" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat chicks/girls need to understand that wearing yoga pants is a privilege, not a…
“Spandex: It’s a privilege, not a right”
"Spandex is a privilege, not a right" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat chicks/girls need to understand that wearing yoga pants is a privilege, not a…
“Yoga pants: It’s a privilege, not a right”
"Spandex is a privilege, not a right" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat chicks/girls need to understand that wearing yoga pants is a privilege, not a…
“Fat girls need to understand that yoga pants are a privilege, not a right”
"Spandex is a privilege, not a right" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat chicks/girls need to understand that wearing yoga pants is a privilege, not a…