"You can't buy Hot Pockets. You can only buy…

“You can’t buy Hot Pockets. You can only buy Cold Pockets. You are expected to supply the heat yourself. Don’t believe the lies” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Hot Pockets is an American brand of microwaveable turnovers.

“YOU CAN’T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES” was posted on X/Twitter by Porn xxx on November 24, 2016, and this received over 9,900 likes. The word “to” (“You are expected to supply…”) is usually added.

Wikipedia: Hot Pockets
Hot Pockets is an American brand of microwaveable turnovers generally containing one or more types of cheese, meat, or vegetables. Hot Pockets was founded by Chef America Inc. Since April 20, 2002, they have been produced by Nestlé.

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@MattMcC1
YOU CAN’T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES.
9:00 PM · Nov 24, 2016

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Hilary
@hilary_hildo13
You can’t buy Hot pockets you can only buy Cold pockets. You are expected to provide the heat yourself. Don’t believe the lies.
2:58 PM · Jan 19, 2017

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Rotny Ford
@rottenrotny
You can’t buy hot pockets.
You can only buy cold pockets.
You are expected to supply the heat yourself.
Don’t believe the lies.
4:13 AM · May 28, 2021

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23 mar 2023
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Spartakiss
10 aug 2023
YOU CANT BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF. DONT BELIEVE THE LIES

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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
You can’t buy Hot Pockets. You can only buy Cold Pockets. You are expected to supply the heat yourself.
DON’T BELIEVE THE LIES!
5:49 PM · Jun 2, 2024

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
YOU CAN’T BUY HOT POCKETS.
YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS.
YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF.
DON’T BELIEVE THE LIES!
6:01 PM · Aug 3, 2025