“Whoever said I can’t cook must have never tasted my cereal before”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter ♡Harriet+Phoebe♡ @LittleMixImages Who Says I Can't Cook? you've obviously never tasted my cereal. 3:47 PM · Aug 24, 2011 X/Twitter B Ï K I Z L L E…
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“A garlic crusher is not worth the hassle of cleaning the garlic crusher”
Many people find that cleaning a garlic press (also called a garlic crusher) is cumbersome and is not worth the effort. "Is using a garlic crusher worth the amount of time it takes to clean…
“A garlic press isn’t worth the effort of cleaning it. Just chop your garlic”
Many people find that cleaning a garlic press (also called a garlic crusher) is cumbersome and is not worth the effort. "Is using a garlic crusher worth the amount of time it takes to clean…
“Coffee is my daily escape. Where’s your coffee taking you today?”
"Coffee is my daily escape. Where's your coffee taking you today?" is a saying that has been printed with many coffee images. "Coffee is my daily escape. Where's your…
“Coffee: Because handling people without it isn’t an option”
"COFFEE: BECAUSE HANDLING PEOPLE WITHOUT IT ISN'T AN OPTION" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Grumpy F*ckers Coffee Stop · Loretta Ochoa on May 25, 2025. Some people…
“Just saw a post on Facebook that said coleslaw is just yeehaw kimchi and now I can’t get it out of my mind”
"Coleslaw is (just) yeehaw kimchi" is a saying that has been printed on many images.Coleslaw is popular in the United States (where people say "yeehaw") and kimchi is popular in…
“Coleslaw is just yeehaw kimchi”
"Coleslaw is (just) yeehaw kimchi" is a saying that has been printed on many images.Coleslaw is popular in the United States (where people say "yeehaw") and kimchi is popular in…
“No one is more fearless than a child who asks for a snack right after they refuse to eat their dinner”
"No one has less fear than a child who asks for a snack right after they refuse to eat their dinner" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This behavior annoys their parents.…
“In the realm of taste, coffee is the crowned jewel of refinement”
"In the realm of taste, coffee is the crowned jewel of refinement" is a coffee saying that was posted on Facebook by ChrisMitt Sapong on July 1, 2024. The saying means that coffee is a…
“We don’t deserve coffee”
X/Twitter ben @ben4benis We don't deserve coffee 10:00 PM · May 23, 2025
“Life is hard, but at least I am not allergic to shrimp”
Many people really love shrimp and can't live without eating it. "life is hard but at least i'm not allergic to shrimp" was posted on Facebook by Ivelisse Mulwray on May 4,…
“Life is hard but at least I’m not allergic to shrimp”
Many people really love shrimp and can't live without eating it. "life is hard but at least i'm not allergic to shrimp" was posted on Facebook by Ivelisse Mulwray on May 4,…
“Welcome to Wednesday: the day when your brain goes on vacation, but your body has to stay at work”
"Welcome to Wednesday: the day when your brain goes on vacation, but your body has to stay at work. It’s a struggle, but we’re still here, doing… something, kind of" was posted on…
“The existence of flamingos suggests there must be flamingstops out there, too”
There are flamingos, but no flamingstops. "my idiot brother, @2_eazzi, says a non-white flamingo is a flamingstop. Palm. To. Face" was posted on X/Twitter by Sagittarius serpentarius on…
“When you realize that you can have anything you want for breakfast the best part of your life begins”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Katie D @KatieDeal99 When you realize that you can have anything you want for breakfast the best part of your life begins 6:48 PM · May 20, 2025
“I eat healthy during the daytime but what happens between 8 PM and 5 AM is between me and god”
Many people snack at night. This was posted on X/Twitter by Emily Murnane on June 22, 2022: "I eat healthy during the daytime but what happens between 8 PM and 5 AM is between me and…
“Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press”
Twizzlers licorice-type candy has a taste that not everyone likes. This tweet by Lishi is no longer available, but was shown on Reddit -- Candy on November 29, 2019: "Twizzlers taste like as…
“They don’t even ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes”
"They don't (even) ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker is…
“They don’t ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes”
"They don't (even) ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker is…
“I eat salads in front of my plants to assert dominance”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter KiwiCairo @KiwiCairo "I eat salads in front of my house plants to remind them who's boss." -unknown #quotes 7:00 AM · Dec 22, 2012 X/Twitter…