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Dogs often pee on fire hydrants, and this is the basis of a heat joke. "It's so hot that I just saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog" was printed in the Troy (OH) Daily News on…
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
"A morning without tea is like a night without stars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several coffee variations of the saying. Authorship is unknown.…
A "signature dish" means a chef's specialty. It doesn't mean a dish that is signed by a chef, but there are jokes. "What do you call an autographed plate? A signature…
A "signature dish" means a chef's specialty. It doesn't mean a dish that is signed by a chef, but there are jokes. "What do you call an autographed plate? A signature…
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" is an old saying. There are jokes about deviled eggs that use this saying. "The greatest…
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" is an old saying. There are jokes about deviled eggs that use this saying. "The greatest…
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…
"All you 'summer is better than winter' people get outside and enjoy your hellscape" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "All you 'summer is…
"All you 'summer is better than winter' people get outside and enjoy your hellscape" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "All you 'summer is…
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
Many hamburgers have lots of toppings. This was posted on X/Twitter by riri🐀🍕 on February 7, 2023, and it received over 72,000 likes: "burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok…
Some people can't decide between ordering mashed potatoes and french fries. This was posted on Facebook by "This Is Why I'm Single" on February 26, 2021, and received over 3,700…
Is pizza a meal? This was posted on X/Twitter by "Is this a bad time ?" on May 17, 2022: "My idea of a 5 course meal is pizza with 4 toppings." Authorship of the saying is…
How many bowls of cereal is enough? This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 26, 2021: "The first bowl of cereal leaves you wanting more; the second bowl makes you wish you…
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…