“Coffee: Because a good day never starts with a spinach smoothie”

“Coffee: Because a good day never starts with a spinach smoothie” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. 
 
“Coffee: because good days never start with a spinach smoothie” was posted on Facebook by Coffee on August 30, 2023. ““COFFEE BECAUSE A GOOD DAY NEVER STARTS WITH A SPINACH SMOOTHIE!” (shown on an image) was posted on Bluesky by Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 on December 6, 2023.
 
“Coffee: Because a good day never starts with a kale smoothie” is another jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“Coffee: because good days never start with a kale smoothie” (shown on an image) was posted on Instagram by rullibrothers on July 15, 2024. “COFFEE: Because a good day never starts with a kale and Brussels sprouts smoothie” was posted on Facebook by Sarcastic Mama 2 on March 14, 2025. ““Coffee: Because a good day never starts with a kale smoothie” (shiown on an image) was posted on Bluesky by Jenn the Queen on May 22, 2025.
       
 
Facebook
Coffee
August 30, 2023 at 9:57 PM ·
Coffee: because good days never start with a spinach smoothie.
       
X/Twitter
Victor Baatweng 🇧🇼☕️
@VictorBaatweng
Coffee: because good days never start with a spinach smoothie.
10:15 PM · Aug 30, 2023
 
Bluesky
Louie G 🇩🇪🇲🇽🇺🇸
‪@lougarza68.bsky.social‬
Coffee: because good days never start with a spinach smoothie.
August 31, 2023 at 4:53 AM
   
X/Twitter
Anakerie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Anakerie
Coffee: because good days never start with a spinach smoothie.  Good morning everyone! 👋😁☕️🌄☀️
11:01 AM · Aug 31, 2023
     
X/Twitter
Dean Bear
@DaBear67
Coffee - because good days never start with a spinach smoothie.
1:20 PM · Sep 6, 2023
 
Facebook
Coffee and Quotes
October 10, 2023 at 2:50 PM ·
Coffee: because good days never start with a kale smoothie. ☕️🤪
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
Facebook     
Bernadette Taylor
October 28, 2023 at 11:20 AM ·
Good Morning.  I choose coffee because a good day doesn’t start with a spinach smoothie. ☕ ☕
 
Facebook
Rileys - coffee, hot food & desserts
October 29, 2023 at 5:41 AM ·
COFFEE: because a good day never starts with a veggie smoothie!
(But we do sell those too 🙃)
⏰ Open until 5pm ⏰
 
Bluesky
Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀
‪@disentingcat.bsky.social‬
[(Painting of an old woman holding a cup of coffee)
“COFFEE
BECAUSE A GOOD DAY
NEVER STARTS WITH A SPINACH SMOOTHIE!”
ALT]
December 6, 2023 at 10:52 AM
     
Facebook
Coffee
February 9, 2024 at 12:54 AM ·
Coffee: because good days never start with a spinach smoothie.
 
Facebook
Coffee
March 2, 2024 at 2:47 PM ·
Coffee: because good days never start with a spinach smoothie.
       
Facebook
Quotes & Coffee
April 2, 2024 at 8:00 AM ·
COFFEE:
BECAUSE A GOOD DAY NEVER STARTS WITH A SPINACH SMOOTHIE
 
Bluesky
SwampZombie💀
‪@ruh-roh.bsky.social‬
☕ c h e e r s
[COFFEE:
    BECAUSE A GOOD DAY NEVER
STARTS WITH A SPINACH SMOOTHIE
ALT]
May 26, 2024 at 7:21 AM
   
Facebook
Coffee
June 20, 2024 at 8:50 AM ·
Coffee: because good days never start with a spinach smoothie.
 
Instagram
rullibrothers
July 15, 2024
I would argue that Monday is the biggest
Coffee ☕️ day of the week.
Have a happy Monday!!
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Coffee:
because good
days never
start with a
kale smoothie.
 
Facebook
Sheri Rickman is in New York.
September 24, 2024 at 7:45 AM ·
Coffee ☕ because a good day never starts with a spinach smoothie 🥤
#coffee #coffeetime #funny #coffeelovers #morning
 
Facebook
Sarcastic Mama 2
March 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM·
COFFEE:
Because a good day never starts with a kale and Brussels sprouts smoothie.
   
Facebook
Funny Coffee Quotes ·
Donna Conel ·
May 7, 2025 at 7:57 AM
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
COFFEE:
Because a good day never starts with
a kale and Brussels sprouts smoothie.
 
X/Twitter
🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝
@MagicAndPasta
Alright my lovelies 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️
Corporate Mode: Activated ✌️
Adulting Mode:  skeptical 😋
Let’s coffee it up,
As we know,
No great day starts
with a kale smoothie 🫣😫
6:24 PM · May 21, 2025
 
Bluesky
Jenn the Queen
‪@jennb.bsky.social‬
#womenartists
Amélie Helga Lundahl, Finnish painter, Grandmother Drinking Coffee, s.d.
[Coffee:
Because a good day never starts with a kale smoothie.
ALT]
May 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
 
Bluesky
Packy Smith
‪@packysmith.bsky.social‬
Cup o’ coffee, you’re my only friend this morning. Thank you for your service.
[Classic art meme with a lady holding a coffee mug in one hand and a saucer plate in the other. The text reads:
“Coffee:
Because a good day never starts with a kale smoothie.”
ALT]
May 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
 
Facebook
Coffee Memes ·
Kim RL ·
May 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Coffee:
Because a
good day
never starts
with a kale
smoothie.
     
Bluesky
Roz
‪@rozkl.bsky.social‬
Coffee, because a good day never starts with a kale smoothie!
June 16, 2025 at 9:51 AM
   
X/Twitter
Biznitch
@Biznitch1177
Coffee: because good days never start with a kale smoothie.
Have a day ☀️🫶🏻☕
7:07 AM · Jul 17, 2025
 
Bluesky
The Web Optimist
‪@weboptimist.bsky.social‬
[Coffee: Because good days never start with a kale smoothie.
ALT]
September 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
 
X/Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@ABadassPatriot
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
COFFEE:
BECAUSE A GOOD
DAY
NEVER STARTS WITH A
KALE SMOOTHIE.
9:20 AM · Sep 20, 2025