“Unsalted almonds taste like wood chips”
Not everyone likes the taste of almonds. "almonds are a scam. they are wood. you are eating wood" was posted on X/Twitter by Sapper Baby on April 30, 2025, and this received over 219,000…
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“Almonds taste like antique wood and I’m convinced people just pretend to like them”
Not everyone likes the taste of almonds. "almonds are a scam. they are wood. you are eating wood" was posted on X/Twitter by Sapper Baby on April 30, 2025, and this received over 219,000…
“Get yourself a good pair of work boots and a comfortable bed. When you’re not in one, you’ll be in the other”
"Make sure your work boots and your bed are comfortable because that’s all you’ll ever be in" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Get yourself a good pair of work…
“An old timer once told me, ‘Make sure your work boots and your bed are comfortable because that’s all you’ll ever be in’”
"Make sure your work boots and your bed are comfortable because that’s all you’ll ever be in" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Get yourself a good pair of work…
“There is no such thing as personal space when you own a pet”
"There is no such thing as personal space when you own a dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations to the saying, involving various dog breeds…
“There is no such thing as personal space when you own a horse”
"There is no such thing as personal space when you own a dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations to the saying, involving various dog breeds…
“We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us, we can’t even function without coffee”
"We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us, we can’t even function without coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at…
“We all wanted to be adults soooo bad. Now look at us, we can’t even function without coffee”
"We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us, we can’t even function without coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at…
Big Apple (Hozea Massiah, Toronto hip-hop figure, 1971-2025)
Hozea Massiah (1971-2025) was known as "Swagg Boss" and especially as "Big Apple." He was a Toronto hip-hop entrepreneur who had the clothing lines "I'm Not A…
“It’s impossible to eat chips and queso and be sad at the same time”
Do chips and queso make people happy? This was posted on X/Twitter by momsbehavingbadly on May 16, 2020: "It’s impossible to eat chips and queso and be sad at the same time." X/Twitter…
“Just finished my seventh marathon in seven days. Oh wait, they’re called Snickers now”
"Marathon" candy bars in the United Kingdom and Ireland were changed to "Snickers" in 1990. "Your doing a marathon?- thought they were called Snickers now? My joke"…
“Tariffs are working so well that even the Pope is Made in America!”
Chicago-born Robert Francis Prevost became Pope Leo XIV on May 8, 2025, and a tariff joke went viral. "Trump’s tariffs are working so well that even the Pope is made in America. H/T a friend…
“All this overthinking, and I still manage to make the dumbest decisions. Talent, really”
"All this overthinking, and I still manage to make the dumbest decisions. Talent, really" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Thinking too much did not help the speaker of…
“All this overthinking and I still manage to make stupid decisions”
"All this overthinking, and I still manage to make the dumbest decisions. Talent, really" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Thinking too much did not help the speaker of…
“All this overthinking & somehow I still manage to make the worst decisions”
"All this overthinking, and I still manage to make the dumbest decisions. Talent, really" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Thinking too much did not help the speaker of…
“Reasons to rehome your pet: You died. Thank you, that’s all”
Many people believe that having pets is for life. "Reasons to rehome your pet: You died. Thank you, that's all" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Reasons to…
“Why would you add cucumber to anything, it’s like ‘how would you like the food you want only more wet’”
Cucumbers contain a lot of water. This was posted on X/Twitter by jonny sun on September 4, 2019: "why would you add cucumber to anything, its like 'how would you like the food you want…
“If someone’s job requires an ‘appreciation week’ it means they’re not getting paid enough”
"If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough" (or "If your job comes with an 'appreciation week,' you’re…
“If your job requires an appreciation week,’ you are probably not getting paid enough”
"If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough" (or "If your job comes with an 'appreciation week,' you’re…
“If your job requires an ‘appreciation week’ it means you’re not getting paid enough”
"If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough" (or "If your job comes with an 'appreciation week,' you’re…