“Life is like a corn dog. Bitches only want your wiener if you got bread”

“Life is like a corndog…” (or “Life is like a corn dog…”) is a saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“Life is like a corndog. I don’t know why. It just is” was posted on X/Twitter by “Spoiler Alert: It is actually me” on January 25, 2008. “Just read a bumper sticker, ’ life is like a corndog, don’t know why, it just is’” was posted on X/Twitter by Loren Castillo on February 12, 2009. “Life is like a corn dog.. I don’t know why, it just is” was posted on X/Twitter by Yolanda on March 26, 2009.
 
“Life is like a corn dog bitches only want my wiener if I got bread🤷🏾‍♂️😭” was posted on X/Twitter by LAYLOW GEE on January 27, 2020. “Life is like a corndog. Bitches only like your Weiner if you got bread” was posted on X/Twitter by Just Dylan on January 27, 2020.
 
“Life is like a corn dog women only want my wiener when I got bread😂” was posted on X/Twitter by Ty🪬on January 27, 2020. “Life is like a corn dog women only want your wiener if you got bread” was posted on X/Twitter by spud🥔 on January 27, 2020.
 
   
Wikipedia: Corn dog
A corn dog (also spelled corndog and also known by several other names) is a hot dog on a stick that has been coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter and deep fried. It originated in the United States and is commonly found in American cuisine.
   
X/Twitter
Spoiler Alert: It is actually me
@Notactuallyme
Life is like a corndog. I don’t know why. It just is.
2:42 PM · Jan 25, 2008
 
X/Twitter
Loren Castillo
@LorenCastillo
Just read a bumper sticker, ‘’ life is like a corndog, don’t know why, it just is’‘
3:32 PM · Feb 12, 2009
 
X/Twitter
Yolanda
@yolee9
“Life is like a corn dog.. I don’t know why, it just is.” LOL.
2:22 AM · Mar 26, 2009
 
Google Groups: alt.smokers.pipes
OT: Words of ?wisdom???
Bill Burney
Feb 13, 2011, 7:09:00 PM
“Life is like a corndog,
I don’t know why - it just is.”
- seen on a bumper sticker.
 
Reddit—Funny
emcee2tone—January 20, 2014
Life is like a corndog…
(“Life is like a corndog. I don’t know why, it just is” is shown on a chalk board.—ed.)
 
X/Twitter
Tammy
@hillchick
Bumper sticker of the day: “Life is like a corndog. I don’t know why; it just is.”
5:36 PM · May 5, 2014
   
Reddit—Nerdfighters
J_West_of_Wakefield—November 9, 2014
Life is like a corndog [x-post r/funny]
(“LIFE IS LIKE A CORNDOG. I DON’T KNOW WHY, IT JUST IS” is shown on a bumper sticker.—ed.)
     
X/Twitter
LAYLOW GEE
@longliveDubb
Life is like a corn dog bitches only want my wiener if I got bread🤷🏾‍♂️😭
1:13 PM · Jan 27, 2020
   
X/Twitter
Just Dylan
@D_Fort5
Life is like a corndog
Bitches only like your Weiner if you got bread.
1:21 PM · Jan 27, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Ty🪬
@tdwilliams4572
Life is like a corn dog women only want my wiener when I got bread😂
2:55 PM · Jan 27, 2020
     
X/Twitter
Dale
@Diesel2199
my life is like a corndog
bitches only want my wiener if i got bread 💯
5:58 PM · Jan 27, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Arron
@arron_richter
Life is like a corn dog bitches only want my wiener if I got bread
7:12 PM · Jan 27, 2020
 
X/Twitter
spud🥔
@kenjrory
Life is like a corn dog women only want your wiener if you got bread
7:18 PM · Jan 27, 2020
     
X/Twitter
AndyInSA
@AndyinSA84
Life is like a Corn Dog…..
Women only want your wiener if you got bread.
10:21 PM · Jan 27, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Kaiser Söze
@tacotraplord
Life is like a corn dog…..bitches only want the wiener if you got the bread.
5:30 AM · Jan 28, 2020 from Marietta, OH
     
X/Twitter
early morning stoned pimp
@DevillierCole
Life is like a corndog
  Bitches only want your wiener if you got bread
10:01 AM · Jan 31, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Flacko
@flacko__99
Life is like a corn dog. Bitches only want your wiener if you got bread
11:50 AM · Jan 31, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Nemoses
@hammodyjassim77
Life is like a corn dog
Bitches want your weiner only if you have bread
Smh
1:44 AM · Feb 10, 2020
 
X/Twitter
JoeyAndrewz
@JoeyAndrewz
Life is like a corndog, women only want the wiener if it comes with the bread…
11:52 AM · Aug 10, 2020
 
Reddit—Teenagers
[deleted]—August 13, 2020
Life is like a corndog
Bitches only want your winer if you got bread
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
   
X/Twitter
wokenHM
@HmWoken
Life is like a corndog
Women only want the weirner when it got bread
1:19 AM · Nov 25, 2020
 
X/Twitter
7xannys🧟‍♂️
@7xanDon
Life is like a corndog. Women only want my wiener if i got bread. Simple
4:53 PM · Dec 6, 2020
     
iFunny
Salmon_Burger
29 apr 2021
Life is like a corn dog. Bitches only want my wiener if I got bread Facts
 
iFunny
BadDaddyMac
28 mar 2024
LIFE IS LIKE A CORN DOG. B TCHES ONLY WANT YOUR WIENER IF YOU GOT BREAD.